phyllisAugust is #NABorJoWriMo!Hello everyone! August is National Abortion Joke Writing Month!2 min read·Aug 11, 2020----
phyllisMost Americans Say Best Leader for Country Is Whoever Biden Picks for VPWith less than 4 months until the presidential election, a majority of Americans say that the best person to lead the country is whoever…1 min read·Jul 9, 2020----
phyllisStudy: Average American Already Dead from COVIDA new study finds that despite precautions taken by states, the average American is already dead from COVID-19.1 min read·Jul 6, 2020----
phyllisZoom Meetings Bombed with Explicit Merchant Ivory FilmsHalfway through her Zoom art class, 6 year-old Hallie turned to her mother and asked, “Mommy, what’s that man doing to that lady?”2 min read·Apr 6, 2020----
phyllisMindfulness Teacher Eye Fucked During Zoom CallIt was the last thing Darlene Holtz expected when she logged onto a Zoom mindfulness seminar.2 min read·Mar 25, 2020----
phyllisMy Body My Self QuarantineI just quarantined myself, and boy do I feel great.2 min read·Mar 23, 2020----
phyllisNew Coronavirus Warning: “Do Not Put Asians in Your Mouth”To curb the spread of the coronavirus, the Centers for Disease Control advises Americans to avoid putting Asians in their mouths.1 min read·Mar 9, 2020----
phyllisSongs for Tough TimesWhen I feel broken, I think of that song by Leonard Cohen and I remember this: the crack is how the dick gets in.2 min read·Oct 22, 2019----
phyllisDigital Expert: “Spend Less Time Looking at Screens, More Time Looking at Assholes.”“Go on a digital diet, put down your screens, and go look at an asshole.”2 min read·Jun 3, 2019----