phyllisAugust is #NABorJoWriMo!Hello everyone! August is National Abortion Joke Writing Month!Aug 11, 2020Aug 11, 2020
phyllisMost Americans Say Best Leader for Country Is Whoever Biden Picks for VPWith less than 4 months until the presidential election, a majority of Americans say that the best person to lead the country is whoever…Jul 9, 2020Jul 9, 2020
phyllisStudy: Average American Already Dead from COVIDA new study finds that despite precautions taken by states, the average American is already dead from COVID-19.Jul 6, 2020Jul 6, 2020
phyllisZoom Meetings Bombed with Explicit Merchant Ivory FilmsHalfway through her Zoom art class, 6 year-old Hallie turned to her mother and asked, “Mommy, what’s that man doing to that lady?”Apr 6, 2020Apr 6, 2020
phyllisMindfulness Teacher Eye Fucked During Zoom CallIt was the last thing Darlene Holtz expected when she logged onto a Zoom mindfulness seminar.Mar 25, 2020Mar 25, 2020
phyllisMy Body My Self QuarantineI just quarantined myself, and boy do I feel great.Mar 23, 2020Mar 23, 2020
phyllisNew Coronavirus Warning: “Do Not Put Asians in Your Mouth”To curb the spread of the coronavirus, the Centers for Disease Control advises Americans to avoid putting Asians in their mouths.Mar 9, 2020Mar 9, 2020
phyllisSongs for Tough TimesWhen I feel broken, I think of that song by Leonard Cohen and I remember this: the crack is how the dick gets in.Oct 22, 2019Oct 22, 2019
phyllisDigital Expert: “Spend Less Time Looking at Screens, More Time Looking at Assholes.”“Go on a digital diet, put down your screens, and go look at an asshole.”Jun 3, 2019Jun 3, 2019