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Why Abortion Rights Matter To Those Who Won’t Need Them

Protecting abortion rights protects women’s lives and reproductive future

Aug 1

Reproductive healthcare. Four images. 1) Pregnant woman’s belly, 2) teen girl, 3) teen girl, 4) woman with baby.

Aug 1

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Tyrant Granny’s Intro to Government for Kids & MAGA

Grandma’s tyrannical methods of demonstrating politics in action

Aug 3, 2023

Tyrant Granny’s Intro to Government for Kids & MAGA

Aug 3, 2023

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

The Kids We Saved Following Brain Injuries

Tough detours in life sometimes benefit others

Jan 17

Photo of a person jumping in the air, appearing joyous against a background of rolling hills.

Jan 17

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Sexually Ambiguous Alligators Rocking in Florida

My large family can only agree on targeting transgender people

Jul 5, 2023

Sexually Ambiguous Alligators Rocking in Florida

Jul 5, 2023

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Ooh-Nom-Ahhh-Tuh-PEE-uh

Pushing Onomatopoeia — An Easy Complicated Word & Meal

A simple complex simple story to match my Bread Brain-Deadedness

Aug 31

Three panes: A black-and-white photo of grouchy woman, a more cheerful woman cooking with a plate of pizza and avocados, and a plate with cut slices of quesadilla covered with pickle slices. Small containers of sour cream, salsa, and guacamole sit near a glass of lemonade.

Aug 31

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Pitfall

Company Emails To Make Me Quit Or Get Fired — Thanks Crowdstrike!

There’s been a lot lately, but this time I’m screwed

Jul 21

Woman in bed with a July calendar behind her. Dates circled are July 18, 19, and 20. She’s rubbing her head with a headache. Smoke with the question mark appears to be coming out.

Jul 21

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Lizzie Lizard Brain Has Issues And Needs Editing

We’ll ambush editors at their moving Writing Retreat and GIF things up!

Jun 26

Lizzie Lizard Brain outside with Rick from Casablanca on a chain. She’s at the front door of an editors house gripping several pages wearing a crown. A sign above the door reads, “Their House.”

Jun 26

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Cocky Coffee Confidence From The Wayback

When the future looked so bright everyone threw shade

Jun 22

1980s living room with a psychedelic poster on the wall celebrating hazardous waste coffee. A man delivers a cake to an uncomfortable woman while a young girl, dog, and another woman look on.

Jun 22

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Happy XY Day Mr. Meiosis!

Southern segregation is destiny and should be applied to half the population

Jun 16

Public pool filled with question marks. A sign reads “Comples Gene Pool Therapy: No running, spashing, or sharp objects.” Three animated zygotes are on the diving board. The first is a large two-headed cell atop a question mark. The second smaller one is disorganized wearing a Superman costume. A small crawling one is underdeveloped.

Jun 16

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Said Differently

Forget Bears — I Woke Up Preferring Skunks Over Men

The information presented implied men are aggressive and dangerous

May 7

Police lineup being conducted by a robot in front of an audience of viewers. The lineup includes an aggressive male soldier, a female teacher, a large bear, and a skunk.

May 7

Patricia Jeanne

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I write satire, tech-related, and personal essays. Interests include cybersecurity, tech use & Neuroscience. Lizzie Lizard Brain is my darker, funnier side.

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