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Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots

Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots

You’re no dummy… anymore!
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Kristen Stark
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The Mailman Spammeth

The Mailman Spammeth

Have we reached Peak Spam? Or are we still trundling up the foothills?
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Matthew Clapham
Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dropping The U?

Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dr...

Some Mother Faqirs will strenuously object
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Following Incident at Gotham Awards…

Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Followin...

“My Trump takedown movie will make his little orange toes curl up like Fritos,” De Niro promised
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Speaking Fiction To Power
Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted

Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted

Talk about being a Friend of Medium
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy

The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy

She had only one goal in life despite what they claim
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Bo Twerdowsky
Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle

Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle

A tale of too much therapy and not enough chocolate
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Sanjay Singhal
Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting” Your Already Boosted Stories

Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting”...

Boost your boost
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Broken News

Broken News

Paging Pete Davidson, Paging Pete Davidson
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Paul Lander
Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhinged Thanksgiving Rant

Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhing...

Unfortunately, America’s Crazy Uncle showed up for Thanksgiving this year
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Speaking Fiction To Power
All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes

All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes

Be careful (or not) with who you want on your team
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This, That & the Other Thing
“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”

“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”

Said my wife
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Uvebruce
4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!

4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!

This is a good Medium article…or is it?!
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Adam Robinson
Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen

Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen

Don’t you be fooled! Big Brother is behind the screen and he has his ways of keeping you in line!
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Aurelia Bliss
Dueling Thanksgiving Messages From Trump and Biden Brings Out Dark Brandon

Dueling Thanksgiving Messages From Trump and Biden Brings Out Dark ...

And it’s about time
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Speaking Fiction To Power
You Can’t Spell Exodus Without X

You Can’t Spell Exodus Without X

X, crashing like a Tesla on autopilot
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Paul Lander
Santa’s Black Friday Shopping Guide

Santa’s Black Friday Shopping Guide

1186 years of holiday experience can’t be wrong
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Santa Claus
Thank You for the Great Food and the Stupid Arguments

Thank You for the Great Food and the Stupid Arguments

Remembering Thanksgiving with my family
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Christine D Richardson
The Christmas Gift to End All Gifts (and Humanity Itself)

The Christmas Gift to End All Gifts (and Humanity Itself)

Make sure the next generation are ready for the sociopathic zombiebot future
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Matthew Clapham
The Lost Darth Vader Diary

The Lost Darth Vader Diary

A peek at evil!
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E Savaria
The Legend of the Little Thanksgiving Knife that Couldn’t

The Legend of the Little Thanksgiving Knife that Couldn’t

Making a first impression that was a cut below
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Bo Twerdowsky
The Pie is Falling! The Pie is Falling!

The Pie is Falling! The Pie is Falling!

A wry rhyme for Thanksgiving time
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Jan M Flynn
If We Don’t Know Each Other, Please Stop Clapping for My Comments

If We Don’t Know Each Other, Please Stop Clapping for My Comments

This article is dedicated to all those who clap for my comments but don’t read my articles…oh wait, that means they won’t read this one…
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TzeLin Sam
Republiqans — Slapping The White Privilege Off Each Other & MORE!

Republiqans — Slapping The White Privilege Off Each Other & MORE!

MAGA — Making Americans Grapple Again
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Social Mediation (or a Lack Thereof)

Social Mediation (or a Lack Thereof)

The Cutting Edge of Cutting Edge
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This, That & the Other Thing
Trump Calls for Police to Shoot Shoplifters as They Leave The Store

Trump Calls for Police to Shoot Shoplifters as They Leave The Store

Don Jr. and Eric: “Reporting for duty, Sir”
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Speaking Fiction To Power
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