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  • The Supreme Court Wizards

    The Supreme Court Wizards

    How the Wizards of Washington Are Single-handedly Time Traveling the U.S.
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    Sheri Jacobs
    Jul 1
    Maniacal Sports Fan Takes Ecstasy in Ass; Has Erection Parade

    Maniacal Sports Fan Takes Ecstasy in Ass; Has Erection Parade

    The July Doctor Funny 12-word challenge
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    Christopher Robin
    Jul 1
    Cute Dog Behaviors and the Brave New World They Represent

    Cute Dog Behaviors and the Brave New World They Represent

    Ruff Ruff
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    Gunner Barrett
    Jul 1
    July is “Melons” Month at Doctor Funny

    July is “Melons” Month at Doctor Funny

    But keep your tit stories to yourself
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 30
    Top Tips For Having Sexy Time If You’re Over 50

    Top Tips For Having Sexy Time If You’re Over 50

    Light the scented candles and complain about the weather
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    Adam Robinson
    Jun 30
    I’m Coming Out!

    I’m Coming Out!

    As Canadian
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    Oscar Rhea
    Jun 30
    “Happy Birthday, Taeyong” — The Top “What’s Happening” Twitter Happening, June 30, 2022

    “Happy Birthday, Taeyong” — The Top “What’s Happening” Twitter Happening, June 30, 2022

    Let’s see what happens, shall we?
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 30
    My GoFundMe Page To Buy A Gun

    My GoFundMe Page To Buy A Gun

    There are over 300 million out there. Santa, where is mine?
    Go to the profile of Warren Turner
    Warren Turner
    Jun 30
    Michael Burg Violated Me 28 Times in One Afternoon

    Michael Burg Violated Me 28 Times in One Afternoon

    And I liked it.
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    Uvebruce
    Jun 29
    The January 6 Haikus

    The January 6 Haikus

    Tyrant’s last tanties
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    Carlo Zeno
    Jun 29
    Wake Up You Big Goon and Look at These Pictures of Pretty Women

    Wake Up You Big Goon and Look at These Pictures of Pretty Women

    I love showing my dad pictures of pretty women
    Go to the profile of Gunner Barrett
    Gunner Barrett
    Jun 29
    Infamous Tao-Te-Ching-adera Quotes

    Infamous Tao-Te-Ching-adera Quotes

    “Chingadera” — It’s worth looking up this fucking thing.
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 28
    Dear Men: Dating Do’s & Don’ts. Sell the Sizzle, Not the Steak (or the Snake)

    Dear Men: Dating Do’s & Don’ts. Sell the Sizzle, Not the Steak (or the Snake)

    Blocked texts? no second dates? here’s why.
    Go to the profile of Sheri Jacobs
    Sheri Jacobs
    Jun 28
    Protesting Protesters

    Protesting Protesters

    There are a lot of protesting protesters these days.
    Go to the profile of Craig Tyson Adams
    Craig Tyson Adams
    Jun 28
    4 Reasons I am Celebrating Writing Today

    4 Reasons I am Celebrating Writing Today

    I have just achieved the writer’s equivalent of the MILE HIGH Club. I am busy assuming “the” position. Feel free to kneel.
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    Uvebruce
    Jun 27
    Magic Ketchup

    Magic Ketchup

    A Million Uses! (Or maybe just two)
    Go to the profile of Oscar Rhea
    Oscar Rhea
    Jun 27
    BURG — It’s What’s For Brunch

    BURG — It’s What’s For Brunch

    We all remember “Beef — It’s What’s For Dinner”
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 26
    Abortion Junkets

    Abortion Junkets

    The next big thing
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    Mark Eric Cohen
    Jun 26
    Have Fun, Because None Of Us Are Getting Out of Here Alive!

    Have Fun, Because None Of Us Are Getting Out of Here Alive!

    Make every day count
    Go to the profile of PJ Kaplan
    PJ Kaplan
    Jun 26
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