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Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots
Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots
You’re no dummy… anymore!
Kristen Stark
Nov 16
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The Mailman Spammeth
The Mailman Spammeth
Have we reached Peak Spam? Or are we still trundling up the foothills?
Matthew Clapham
Dec 1
Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dropping The U?
Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dr...
Some Mother Faqirs will strenuously object
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Dec 1
Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Following Incident at Gotham Awards…
Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Followin...
“My Trump takedown movie will make his little orange toes curl up like Fritos,” De Niro promised
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 30
Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted
Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted
Talk about being a Friend of Medium
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Nov 30
The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy
The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy
She had only one goal in life despite what they claim
Bo Twerdowsky
Nov 29
Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle
Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle
A tale of too much therapy and not enough chocolate
Sanjay Singhal
Nov 28
Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting” Your Already Boosted Stories
Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting”...
Boost your boost
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Nov 28
Broken News
Broken News
Paging Pete Davidson, Paging Pete Davidson
Paul Lander
Nov 28
Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhinged Thanksgiving Rant
Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhing...
Unfortunately, America’s Crazy Uncle showed up for Thanksgiving this year
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 27
All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes
All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes
Be careful (or not) with who you want on your team
This, That & the Other Thing
Nov 27
“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”
“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”
Said my wife
Uvebruce
Nov 27
4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!
4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!
This is a good Medium article…or is it?!
Adam Robinson
Nov 26
Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen
Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen
Don’t you be fooled! Big Brother is behind the screen and he has his ways of keeping you in line!
Aurelia Bliss
Nov 26
Dueling Thanksgiving Messages From Trump and Biden Brings Out Dark Brandon
Dueling Thanksgiving Messages From Trump and Biden Brings Out Dark ...
And it’s about time
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 25
You Can’t Spell Exodus Without X
You Can’t Spell Exodus Without X
X, crashing like a Tesla on autopilot
Paul Lander
Nov 24
Santa’s Black Friday Shopping Guide
Santa’s Black Friday Shopping Guide
1186 years of holiday experience can’t be wrong
Santa Claus
Nov 23
Thank You for the Great Food and the Stupid Arguments
Thank You for the Great Food and the Stupid Arguments
Remembering Thanksgiving with my family
Christine D Richardson
Nov 23
The Christmas Gift to End All Gifts (and Humanity Itself)
The Christmas Gift to End All Gifts (and Humanity Itself)
Make sure the next generation are ready for the sociopathic zombiebot future
Matthew Clapham
Nov 23
The Lost Darth Vader Diary
The Lost Darth Vader Diary
A peek at evil!
E Savaria
Nov 21
The Legend of the Little Thanksgiving Knife that Couldn’t
The Legend of the Little Thanksgiving Knife that Couldn’t
Making a first impression that was a cut below
Bo Twerdowsky
Nov 21
The Pie is Falling! The Pie is Falling!
The Pie is Falling! The Pie is Falling!
A wry rhyme for Thanksgiving time
Jan M Flynn
Nov 21
If We Don’t Know Each Other, Please Stop Clapping for My Comments
If We Don’t Know Each Other, Please Stop Clapping for My Comments
This article is dedicated to all those who clap for my comments but don’t read my articles…oh wait, that means they won’t read this one…
TzeLin Sam
Nov 21
Republiqans — Slapping The White Privilege Off Each Other & MORE!
Republiqans — Slapping The White Privilege Off Each Other & MORE!
MAGA — Making Americans Grapple Again
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Nov 20
Social Mediation (or a Lack Thereof)
Social Mediation (or a Lack Thereof)
The Cutting Edge of Cutting Edge
This, That & the Other Thing
Nov 20
Trump Calls for Police to Shoot Shoplifters as They Leave The Store
Trump Calls for Police to Shoot Shoplifters as They Leave The Store
Don Jr. and Eric: “Reporting for duty, Sir”
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 20
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