Patrick VermillioninPickle ForkI’ve never hooked up at Union Pool but I have definitely Fucked the art at MoMAIn 2015, I moved to Brooklyn from [INSERT AMERICAN SUBURB] leaving behind my parents who patiently agreed to pay for my $3500 One Bedroom…Feb 1, 2018Feb 1, 2018
Patrick VermillionIncredible: This President stood up to the All Women Screenings of Wonder Women by Killing Everyone…In another huge loss for the quote on quote “tolerant” left (Ahem, Kathy Griffin is a fucking monster), President Trump backed out of the…Jun 1, 2017Jun 1, 2017
Patrick VermillionInspiring: How Dogs Locked In Hot Cars React When I Call Them BeautifulWe’ve all seen the viral post of a photographer who took pictures of people before and after she called them beautiful. Big whoop. Anyone…May 24, 2017May 24, 2017
Patrick VermillionThis College Professor Makes an Amazing Point About President TrumpRecently, this college Professor was asked what his opinions were on President Trump. He took a long time to think about his response, but…May 11, 2017May 11, 2017
Patrick VermillionThis Video Will Wake Up Every LiberalLiberals are asleep. And it’s time for them to wake up. Watch below. No commentary needed.May 11, 2017May 11, 2017
Patrick VermillionGet Cucked Libtards, this is 5-D ChessWooo-hooo it sure is getting hot in here, hope the SNOWFLAKES aren’t getting a little melted and no that is not related to global warming…May 10, 2017May 10, 2017
Patrick VermillioninThe HavenI need $5,000 Dollars For My Student Film so My Lead Actor Can Destroy a RoomHello I am writing here because GoFundMe, KickStarter, and IndieGoGo have all removed my funding page from the Internet. I am a senior at a…Apr 25, 2017Apr 25, 2017
Patrick VermillionHave You Encountered the ImprovComedyBoi?The Softboy, in his current form, aims for the relationship, tries for the quiet, roams to romanticize. The ImprovComedyBoi strings you…Mar 23, 2017Mar 23, 2017
Patrick VermillionI Texted My Closest Friends A Controversial Question and Their Responses Shocked MeHow well do you know your best friend? That’s the big question of 2017 I’ve decided just now. As we discovered in the November 2016…Feb 24, 2017Feb 24, 2017
Patrick VermillionConfession: I am a Paid ProtesterThis is going to be huge. It might get me killed. But I am tired of sleepless nights pretending this big liberal movement is something it’s…Feb 3, 2017Feb 3, 2017
