Ryan BargerFor Hank.Hank was medium-sized, about twelve pounds, and about as unremarkable-looking as a cat could be. He was a mitted tabby, with grey-brown…Oct 11, 2022Oct 11, 2022
Ryan BargerinFanfareThe Banality of American SniperOne of the more revealing Twitter dustups in recent years occurred in 2015, after Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper was nominated for Best…Aug 8, 20202Aug 8, 20202
Ryan BargerQUIZ: Does He Have Big Dick Energy Or Is He A Pack Of Hungry Raccoons?He’s confident, charming, and a low-key hottie- there’s definitely something special about your new crush! But does he really have Big…Jul 20, 2019Jul 20, 2019
Ryan BargerI, A Man in a Full Length Leather Duster, Will Now Reveal My Secrets to YouAs you can see by my serene confidence and unflappable composure, I am a man in a full length leather duster. If you saw me walking down…Jun 28, 2018Jun 28, 2018
Ryan BargerThe HawksmanAlex had been sitting there in the parking lot for half an hour, his face streaked with blood and dirt, when he felt the hawksman grip his…Apr 25, 2018Apr 25, 2018
Ryan BargerThe OfferingAcross the road from a dirty church the boy yelled. He sat atop a riding mower that chortled over the dry grass and he swung a rusty…Nov 4, 2017Nov 4, 2017