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    Do Men Always Want Sex?

    Do Men Always Want Sex?

    I’m asking for a friend
    Go to the profile of Gabriel Bertrand
    Gabriel Bertrand
    Mar 20
    The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS

    The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS

    Schadenfreude, ghosting, and past-focused rigidity are among her many character flaws
    Go to the profile of Eleni
    Eleni
    Mar 20
    A Love Letter to Shania Twain

    A Love Letter to Shania Twain

    How we almost spent our lives together — if only we’d actually met
    Go to the profile of Chris Yanda
    Chris Yanda
    Mar 20
    A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars

    A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars

    When’s the last time you tweezed? Plucked? Or — saw a doctor
    Go to the profile of Lori Welch Brown
    Lori Welch Brown
    Mar 20
    20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone

    20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone

    Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
    Go to the profile of Zoë Kuehn
    Zoë Kuehn
    Mar 20
    My Date with ChatGPT-3 Wasn’t a Disaster

    My Date with ChatGPT-3 Wasn’t a Disaster

    In fact, it was better than most
    Go to the profile of Connie Dolph
    Connie Dolph
    Mar 20
    These Wives Divorced Cheating Husbands After Spotting Suspicious Details in Selfies

    These Wives Divorced Cheating Husbands After Spotting Suspicious Details in Selfies

    Can you guess what got these scoundrels caught? Answers in the upside-down on the bottom.
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Mar 20
    How Emergency Funds Can Save The Day

    How Emergency Funds Can Save The Day

    Best way to prevent bad things with little effort
    Go to the profile of Ikada Mario
    Ikada Mario
    Mar 20
    Warren Buffet VS. Dave Bautista — Who Would Win?

    Warren Buffet VS. Dave Bautista — Who Would Win?

    It’s been a hot debate lately. I’m here to put an end to it.
    Go to the profile of James Noblewolf
    James Noblewolf
    Mar 20
    Top Doubts About Letters To Trump

    Top Doubts About Letters To Trump

    What Can You Expect From A Guy Who Tried To Kill The Post Office?
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Mar 20
    Curvy Wangers and Smurf Pellets- Lesser Known Monikers for Common Fruits and Vegetables

    Curvy Wangers and Smurf Pellets- Lesser Known Monikers for Common Fruits and Vegetables

    Juice Balls (New Jersey) — Oranges
    Go to the profile of John Sandbach
    John Sandbach
    Mar 20
    High-Society Woman Enjoys Outdoor Hot Tub While Nude

    High-Society Woman Enjoys Outdoor Hot Tub While Nude

    A resplendent respite away from the perils of holidaying on one’s own
    Go to the profile of Neelam Sharma
    Neelam Sharma
    Mar 20
    10 Custom-Made Medical Certificates

    10 Custom-Made Medical Certificates

    For your unsuspecting boss
    Go to the profile of Carlo Zeno
    Carlo Zeno
    Mar 20
    Patriarchy, Patriarchy (The Beautiful Game?)

    Patriarchy, Patriarchy (The Beautiful Game?)

    You know what the problem with patriarchy is? It’s kinda masculiney and toxicey. However what is toxic masculinity?
    Go to the profile of Fatchecker
    Fatchecker
    Mar 20
    Transform Your Body with These 8 Morning Routines to Lose Weight Effectively!

    Transform Your Body with These 8 Morning Routines to Lose Weight Effectively!

    This time around, we’d like to give you a list of eight easy morning routines that will help you lose weight.
    Go to the profile of Arid MX
    Arid MX
    Mar 20
    Trump Calls for Protests, Claims Prosecutor Alvin Bragg a Soros-Backed Racist

    Trump Calls for Protests, Claims Prosecutor Alvin Bragg a Soros-Backed Racist

    Gee, he must be really angry, because its not like Trump to start name-calling
    Go to the profile of Johnny Robish
    Johnny Robish
    Mar 19
    Mad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among Conservatives

    Mad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among Conservatives

    Is this the write way to get woke?
    Go to the profile of Dylan M. Austin
    Dylan M. Austin
    Mar 19
    Unleash Your Inner Child and LOL: The Art of Being Silly

    Unleash Your Inner Child and LOL: The Art of Being Silly

    Discover the Benefits of Embracing Your Silly Side for Your Mental Health and Overall Well-being
    Go to the profile of Ammar kara
    Ammar kara
    Mar 19
    An Adverb Argues…Convincingly

    An Adverb Argues…Convincingly

    I ask you, honestly…what do you have against me?
    Go to the profile of Lynda Pinto-Torres
    Lynda Pinto-Torres
    Mar 19
    The 4 Types of Readers on Medium and Which Ones You Should Attract

    The 4 Types of Readers on Medium and Which Ones You Should Attract

    You’re most likely a type 1, but you might end up a type 4
    Go to the profile of Captain Obvious
    Captain Obvious
    Mar 19
    Whopper of a Water Bill Pending?

    Whopper of a Water Bill Pending?

    Before doing the math, read the fine print!
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Mar 19
    I Better Stay Within My Limits

    I Better Stay Within My Limits

    The More I Try, The Less I Do
    Go to the profile of Raza Javed
    Raza Javed
    Mar 19
    My Boyfriend Plans On Going To Heaven In The Afterlife

    My Boyfriend Plans On Going To Heaven In The Afterlife

    “Won’t you miss me?” I asked him.
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Mar 19
    What You’re Witnessing Is a Robbery

    What You’re Witnessing Is a Robbery

    The sad conclusion of the “Smokey the Bodega Cat” trilogy
    Go to the profile of Linda Sharp
    Linda Sharp
    Mar 19
    A Comment Response that I Simply Could Not Just Leave Alone

    A Comment Response that I Simply Could Not Just Leave Alone

    I do love a decent bitch complaint about my writing. It sort of makes everything worthwhile, doesn’t it?
    Go to the profile of Uvebruce
    Uvebruce
    Mar 19
    I’m Drunk and I Love My Partner

    I’m Drunk and I Love My Partner

    WOOOOHOOOOO!!
    Go to the profile of James Noblewolf
    James Noblewolf
    Mar 19
    You Can’t Leave!

    You Can’t Leave!

    Our first evening out
    Go to the profile of Marlene Samuels
    Marlene Samuels
    Mar 19
    How to Be Your Own Best Friend: 8 Steps to Loving Yourself

    How to Be Your Own Best Friend: 8 Steps to Loving Yourself

    Have you ever had the impression that you are your own worst enemy?
    Go to the profile of Arid MX
    Arid MX
    Mar 19
    The Importance of Self-Care: Prioritizing Your Well-being for a Happier Life

    The Importance of Self-Care: Prioritizing Your Well-being for a Happier Life

    Discover the Benefits of Self-Care Activities and Learn How to Make Time for Yourself in Your Busy Schedule
    Go to the profile of Ammar kara
    Ammar kara
    Mar 18
    Stormy to I.D. Donald’s Dick Pic

    Stormy to I.D. Donald’s Dick Pic

    That’s it, er… him your honor!
    Go to the profile of Christopher Holdroyd
    Christopher Holdroyd
    Mar 18
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