The Haven

In other news, the pot calls the kettle black.

Stop worrying and live a little

I have to get some things off my chest about Crumbl Cookie.

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

It appears he may have reason to think so

The Dark Lord is Now Deep Blue

The Water with the Monster in It

A story of women.

Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt

It does not matter what you buy…

We all need our vita D.

Take it from this dead canary in the coal mine

And no good deed goes unpunished

High Holy Dazed and Confused

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Here are the greatest hits of James Donald Bond Trump

Kick him to the side of the road and forget about him.

Full Disclosure - I wrote most of this piece on Friday the 13th.

It’s been described as creepy

Don’t announce that you are post ego. If nobody notices, have you really gone post ego?

Suspended from a rearview mirror, on a swing, with a metal bar up through her leg so she could stand, an 18-inch waist (if she were real)…

Pee can be scary

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Is a Secretary of Pavement Protein Procurement in the works?

International superstar, rapper, actor Snoop Dogg announced that he has cancelled all future concerts and promotional appearances in the…

Don’t you want a rich, aging supermodel?

When “respectability” is insane, only comedy works

It’s a crap shoot. But these Airbnb hacks can help ensure a positive experience

Animal shelters across the country are reporting huge adoption increases due to false statements of both candidates

The Kansas City Steak Company Delivers New Adventures in Dining