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Do Men Always Want Sex?
Do Men Always Want Sex?
I’m asking for a friend
Gabriel Bertrand
Mar 20
The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS
The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS
Schadenfreude, ghosting, and past-focused rigidity are among her many character flaws
Eleni
Mar 20
A Love Letter to Shania Twain
A Love Letter to Shania Twain
How we almost spent our lives together — if only we’d actually met
Chris Yanda
Mar 20
A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars
A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars
When’s the last time you tweezed? Plucked? Or — saw a doctor
Lori Welch Brown
Mar 20
20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone
20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
Zoë Kuehn
Mar 20
My Date with ChatGPT-3 Wasn’t a Disaster
My Date with ChatGPT-3 Wasn’t a Disaster
In fact, it was better than most
Connie Dolph
Mar 20
These Wives Divorced Cheating Husbands After Spotting Suspicious Details in Selfies
These Wives Divorced Cheating Husbands After Spotting Suspicious Details in Selfies
Can you guess what got these scoundrels caught? Answers in the upside-down on the bottom.
Christine Stevens
Mar 20
How Emergency Funds Can Save The Day
How Emergency Funds Can Save The Day
Best way to prevent bad things with little effort
Ikada Mario
Mar 20
Warren Buffet VS. Dave Bautista — Who Would Win?
Warren Buffet VS. Dave Bautista — Who Would Win?
It’s been a hot debate lately. I’m here to put an end to it.
James Noblewolf
Mar 20
Top Doubts About Letters To Trump
Top Doubts About Letters To Trump
What Can You Expect From A Guy Who Tried To Kill The Post Office?
David Volk
Mar 20
Curvy Wangers and Smurf Pellets- Lesser Known Monikers for Common Fruits and Vegetables
Curvy Wangers and Smurf Pellets- Lesser Known Monikers for Common Fruits and Vegetables
Juice Balls (New Jersey) — Oranges
John Sandbach
Mar 20
High-Society Woman Enjoys Outdoor Hot Tub While Nude
High-Society Woman Enjoys Outdoor Hot Tub While Nude
A resplendent respite away from the perils of holidaying on one’s own
Neelam Sharma
Mar 20
10 Custom-Made Medical Certificates
10 Custom-Made Medical Certificates
For your unsuspecting boss
Carlo Zeno
Mar 20
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (The Beautiful Game?)
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (The Beautiful Game?)
You know what the problem with patriarchy is? It’s kinda masculiney and toxicey. However what is toxic masculinity?
Fatchecker
Mar 20
Transform Your Body with These 8 Morning Routines to Lose Weight Effectively!
Transform Your Body with These 8 Morning Routines to Lose Weight Effectively!
This time around, we’d like to give you a list of eight easy morning routines that will help you lose weight.
Arid MX
Mar 20
Trump Calls for Protests, Claims Prosecutor Alvin Bragg a Soros-Backed Racist
Trump Calls for Protests, Claims Prosecutor Alvin Bragg a Soros-Backed Racist
Gee, he must be really angry, because its not like Trump to start name-calling
Johnny Robish
Mar 19
Mad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among Conservatives
Mad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among Conservatives
Is this the write way to get woke?
Dylan M. Austin
Mar 19
Unleash Your Inner Child and LOL: The Art of Being Silly
Unleash Your Inner Child and LOL: The Art of Being Silly
Discover the Benefits of Embracing Your Silly Side for Your Mental Health and Overall Well-being
Ammar kara
Mar 19
An Adverb Argues…Convincingly
An Adverb Argues…Convincingly
I ask you, honestly…what do you have against me?
Lynda Pinto-Torres
Mar 19
The 4 Types of Readers on Medium and Which Ones You Should Attract
The 4 Types of Readers on Medium and Which Ones You Should Attract
You’re most likely a type 1, but you might end up a type 4
Captain Obvious
Mar 19
Whopper of a Water Bill Pending?
Whopper of a Water Bill Pending?
Before doing the math, read the fine print!
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 19
I Better Stay Within My Limits
I Better Stay Within My Limits
The More I Try, The Less I Do
Raza Javed
Mar 19
My Boyfriend Plans On Going To Heaven In The Afterlife
My Boyfriend Plans On Going To Heaven In The Afterlife
“Won’t you miss me?” I asked him.
Christine Stevens
Mar 19
What You’re Witnessing Is a Robbery
What You’re Witnessing Is a Robbery
The sad conclusion of the “Smokey the Bodega Cat” trilogy
Linda Sharp
Mar 19
A Comment Response that I Simply Could Not Just Leave Alone
A Comment Response that I Simply Could Not Just Leave Alone
I do love a decent bitch complaint about my writing. It sort of makes everything worthwhile, doesn’t it?
Uvebruce
Mar 19
I’m Drunk and I Love My Partner
I’m Drunk and I Love My Partner
WOOOOHOOOOO!!
James Noblewolf
Mar 19
You Can’t Leave!
You Can’t Leave!
Our first evening out
Marlene Samuels
Mar 19
How to Be Your Own Best Friend: 8 Steps to Loving Yourself
How to Be Your Own Best Friend: 8 Steps to Loving Yourself
Have you ever had the impression that you are your own worst enemy?
Arid MX
Mar 19
The Importance of Self-Care: Prioritizing Your Well-being for a Happier Life
The Importance of Self-Care: Prioritizing Your Well-being for a Happier Life
Discover the Benefits of Self-Care Activities and Learn How to Make Time for Yourself in Your Busy Schedule
Ammar kara
Mar 18
Stormy to I.D. Donald’s Dick Pic
Stormy to I.D. Donald’s Dick Pic
That’s it, er… him your honor!
Christopher Holdroyd
Mar 18
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