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The Wind Phone

Are There Tacos Over the Rainbow Bridge?

A final lesson from my furry best friend

6 min read2 days ago

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A photo of Chela at the lake, staring into your soul as she enjoys doing

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Thought Thinkers

Don’t Mess With Canada — Seriously

We’re meaner than you think, but we’re sorry about it

5 min readApr 27, 2024

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Pragmatic Wisdom

The 11 Traits of Utterly Unfuckwithable People

Character-building advice from one abominable fuckwit to another.

7 min readJan 12, 2024

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A guy jumping off a cliff into the water at sunset

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New Writers Welcome

Write For Us — A List Of 250+ Publications Open to New Writers

So, so many publications to write for (so many my eyeballs are ouchy)

22 min readNov 12, 2023

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Write For Us — A List Of 250+ Publications Open to New Writers

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Write Under the Moon

Do You Take More Pills Than an Octogenarian Pharmacist?

A poetic ode to medication side effects — which may include Telekinesis or Lycanthropy

2 min readApr 19, 2024

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pills scattered around a pillbox

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Funny, Inc.

I Need an Adultier Adult

Being an adult human is too hard, so I’d like to quit, please.

4 min readApr 12, 2024

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Young woman with pink hair making a silly face and a cartoon koala sleep mask on her head — throwing a peace sign

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Write Under the Moon

Getting Old Is a Trap

A poem about the hilarious procession of senescent decrepitude

2 min readApr 10, 2024

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badass lady with grey hair, rockstar makeup, giving the devil’s horns with the fingers on her hand.

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Ink & Tears

How I Checked Myself Into Writing Rehab

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, word

4 min readApr 7, 2024

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Funny, Inc.

Cat Captivity — Help, I’m Trapped by Insignificant Humans

A kitty-eye-view adoption and imprisonment tale

5 min readApr 4, 2024

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Grumpy looking cat sitting on a table as he stares into your soul, with a thought bubble that says “bow to me puny humans”.

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Write Under the Moon

Biblical Thumpery from President Tantrumpery

Foetry in honor of the bible-selling Mansplainian Candidate

3 min readApr 2, 2024

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Trump at a podium in a red beret with a thought bubble that says I get more poetry snaps than anyone in history, with a moniker at the bottom that says super-callous-fragilistic-excon-not-my-POTUS.

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Robin Wilding 💎

Robin Wilding 💎

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