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I Tried the 1 AM Club for 29 Days — Here’s What Happened
I Tried the 1 AM Club for 29 Days — Here’s What Happened
I hustled with nocturnal legends and enlightened grinders — still wasn’t worth it
Akhil Salim
Feb 15
Of All the Valentine’s Days, Why Is This My Favourite?
Of All the Valentine’s Days, Why Is This My Favourite?
Because I did what I liked.
Trevor Pinto
Feb 15
The Story of Amaryllis Ashtree
The Story of Amaryllis Ashtree
More fabricated family history
Kathy Minicozzi
Feb 11
I’m Not Old, I’m Well-Seasoned
I’m Not Old, I’m Well-Seasoned
The life of the borderline-old
Kathy Minicozzi
Feb 7
The Curious Case of the Employee Photo Board
The Curious Case of the Employee Photo Board
Would corporate hiring and firing be dependent on it?
Akhil Salim
Feb 6
Texts From Your Over-Stimulated Best Friend
Texts From Your Over-Stimulated Best Friend
I didn’t ask to be like this.
Brigs H
Feb 4
Elon Musk Said Trump Agreed USAID Needs To Be Shut Down
Elon Musk Said Trump Agreed USAID Needs To Be Shut Down
Trump was unavailable for comment
Murphy's Law
Feb 4
Sexual Assumptions
Sexual Assumptions
The night I finally got a date with my Moby Dick
Murphy's Law
Feb 3
Short Tales From a Solo Cinema Goer
Short Tales From a Solo Cinema Goer
Two tickets for Tenet please, hold the second ticket
Ben Dillon
Jan 30
The Lawn Sign That Outlived Civilization
The Lawn Sign That Outlived Civilization
And how it sparked a thousand-year holy war
Ben Ulansey
Jan 27
Elon Talks to God and A Cop Talks To A Victim
Elon Talks to God and A Cop Talks To A Victim
The death of consequence, sanity, and reality
Murphy's Law
Jan 24
WHAT?! I Made 49¢ From Just ONE Story Last Night!
WHAT?! I Made 49¢ From Just ONE Story Last Night!
Is Medium’s DNA knitting itself back together again?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jan 19
Confessions of a Domestic Schlump
Confessions of a Domestic Schlump
I’m writing this for a friend (yeah, right!)
Kathy Minicozzi
Jan 17
A Tradwife’s Recipe for Dino Nuggets
A Tradwife’s Recipe for Dino Nuggets
Made from scratch because I’m better than you
Jillian Cardillo
Jan 14
The Day the River Stole My Shorts
The Day the River Stole My Shorts
Childhood Story
Dominick O.
Jan 12
The Great Mango Heist
The Great Mango Heist
Childhood Story
Dominick O.
Jan 11
Honey, I’m Not Gay
Honey, I’m Not Gay
I have a cleared history of being misunderstood by women
Murphy's Law
Jan 9
Why I Abandoned My Daughter
Why I Abandoned My Daughter
Life must be put in the perspective
Wilhelm O' Shea
Jan 4
Funny German Joke to Laugh and Discuss Among Yourselves
Funny German Joke to Laugh and Discuss Among Yourselves
A man walks into das Medizinische Büro, and he says, “Herr Doctor, I poop every day at 7 in the morning.”
Wilhelm O' Shea
Jan 4
Canine Under the Table
Canine Under the Table
Waiting for his paradise
Mark Tulin
Dec 28, 2024
An Honest Cover Letter
An Honest Cover Letter
Based on a true story
Brigs H
Dec 26, 2024
My One-Word Comment ‘Obviously’ Has 10 Fans
My One-Word Comment ‘Obviously’ Has 10 Fans
That eclipses my body count
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 25, 2024
‘Teams’ made me time travel
‘Teams’ made me time travel
And not in a good way
AnnaBannana
Dec 23, 2024
STAFF PICK: Best Gifts To Buy This Holiday Season Since We’re All Flushed With Cash Apparently
STAFF PICK: Best Gifts To Buy This Holiday Season Since We’re All Flushed With Cash Apparently
Today's pick: What to buy Murphy’s Law
Murphy's Law
Dec 21, 2024
Forget the Gym Membership. Do These Things Instead.
Forget the Gym Membership. Do These Things Instead.
A New Year’s resolution for the budget-conscious
Jeff Hayward
Dec 20, 2024
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