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Dear Women! You Should Be Clearer In Your Instructions
Dear Women! You Should Be Clearer In Your Instructions
Communication is key in any relationship
Murphy's Law
Apr 28
A Guy’s Primer to Understanding Female Communication
A Guy’s Primer to Understanding Female Communication
Start by reviewing all 2,174 people she follows on Instagram
Philip S. Naudus
Apr 25
Hair Literally Grows Anywhere!
Hair Literally Grows Anywhere!
Even in places I didn’t know.
Isabella
Apr 25
Kids Are Hilarious
Kids Are Hilarious
Sometimes. The majority of the time they are just mean and grumpy.
Dr. Christine Dimoff
Apr 24
My Cat Snores and Other Unimportant Facts
My Cat Snores and Other Unimportant Facts
Things you never thought to ask about me
Kathy Minicozzi
Apr 20
I Was Edited Into Submission And I Liked It!
I Was Edited Into Submission And I Liked It!
Is there a category for people like me?
Murphy's Law
Apr 19
Unlock Your Hidden Potential for Sending Me Money
Unlock Your Hidden Potential for Sending Me Money
For just $599, you can learn the secret to unlocking my $1,499 course
Philip S. Naudus
Apr 19
Kick Ass Printer
Kick Ass Printer
The Lifetime of A Printer
Lilly Bell
Apr 18
Life’s Depressing, so Why Don’t We Be Pressin Our Bodies Together?
Life’s Depressing, so Why Don’t We Be Pressin Our Bodies Together?
More pickup lines plucked from the headlines
Monica G
Apr 18
50 Shades Of Accounting
50 Shades Of Accounting
Tax Season: The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!
Neela
Apr 17
Thoughts and Prayers for Executives Losing Sleep on Piles of Money
Thoughts and Prayers for Executives Losing Sleep on Piles of Money
When it comes to preserving the planet, there’s no one more deserving of our help
Philip S. Naudus
Apr 16
I Need an Adultier Adult
I Need an Adultier Adult
Being an adult human is too hard, so I’d like to quit, please.
Robin Wilding 💎
Apr 12
The Beginning of an Ugly Friendship
The Beginning of an Ugly Friendship
If a vampire bites a zombie, does the vampire become a zombie, or the zombie a vampire?
Kathy Minicozzi
Apr 11
Mediums New Stance on AI: Burning The Evidence
Mediums New Stance on AI: Burning The Evidence
Burn the tapestry, dig up the landscape, and explore the cosmic dance of freedom!
Murphy's Law
Apr 11
How I Learned to Love My Spam Folder
How I Learned to Love My Spam Folder
Uncovering the hidden gems in your inbox’s underbelly.
Nathan Chen
Apr 9
“Most Boring Earthquake Ever” Complain Pennsylvania Residents
“Most Boring Earthquake Ever” Complain Pennsylvania Residents
After a mild shakeup, people struggle to come to terms with the underwhelming aftermath
Ben Ulansey
Apr 6
Wide Vaginas: The Fabled Cave of 2012
Wide Vaginas: The Fabled Cave of 2012
Sleeping with a giant
Murphy's Law
Apr 4
Cat Captivity — Help, I’m Trapped by Insignificant Humans
Cat Captivity — Help, I’m Trapped by Insignificant Humans
A kitty-eye-view adoption and imprisonment tale
Robin Wilding 💎
Apr 3
Marrying a 6-Year-Old So I Can Buy A House
Marrying a 6-Year-Old So I Can Buy A House
The great house hunt of 2024
Murphy's Law
Mar 31
Baltimore To Explore LEGO Bridge Replacement
Baltimore To Explore LEGO Bridge Replacement
‘Honestly, it can’t be any worse than that rickety hunk of junk we just had,’ says city’s mayor
Allan Ishac
Mar 29
MrBeast Admits Baltimore Bridge Collapse Was ‘Cargo Ship Cash Caper’ Gone Horribly Wrong
MrBeast Admits Baltimore Bridge Collapse Was ‘Cargo Ship Cash Caper’ Gone Horribly Wrong
YouTuber locked 2000 contestants in 2000 containers paying $200 million to the first who could escape and steer the ship clear of the…
Allan Ishac
Mar 27
What To Do When Your Wife Leaves You: Revisiting The Intellectual Dark Web
What To Do When Your Wife Leaves You: Revisiting The Intellectual Dark Web
Love, marriage, and a taste of real freedom.
Murphy's Law
Mar 26
Best Headlines To Make Money on Medium
Best Headlines To Make Money on Medium
Number 4 is a Goldmine
Murphy's Law
Mar 23
NRGAY — The LGBTQ Solution to America’s Gun Issue
NRGAY — The LGBTQ Solution to America’s Gun Issue
It’s time to make the NRA….NR-GAY
Robin Wilding 💎
Mar 22
My Wife Farted, Now What?
My Wife Farted, Now What?
It’s make-or-break time in Murphy’s marriage
Murphy's Law
Mar 19
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