Royal AlvisAn Urban LegendEveryone on campus knew when the Tri-Betas were menstruating, and during this time — if you knew what was best — you would avoid the…8h ago8h ago
Royal AlvisA Debt RepaidBeverly’s father decided to build a two room addition onto the back of his house in Staten Island, and asked if I could come by to help…Jul 1513Jul 1513
Royal AlvisA Thief Among UsI went to visit my mom at assisted living, and found her glowering in a corner. Her face was red, and I could tell by the clench of her…May 2925May 2925
Royal AlvisA Death in Staten IslandMy mother’s home has been vacant ever since she went into assisted living. Both of my sisters have moved to Florida, so it’s my job to take…May 2025May 2025
Royal AlvisPig TheftOn a weekly basis, I visit my mom at her assisted living facility. I always take her out to do something, but she’s ninety-five years old…May 1319May 1319
Royal AlvisMisperceptionFor Christmas, my sister gave me a charcoal-gray sweater from J Crew, and I have to admit, I look sharp in it. Yesterday I wore my sweater…May 724May 724
Royal AlvisEnslavedSomehow a spec of poop separated from the greater mess and flew past the trashcan to land on the shoulder of a little girl.Apr 2917Apr 2917
Royal AlvisYakov would always bring binoculars when visiting the nude beaches in Long Island.Personally, I don’t think public masturbation is so bad. As long as the masturbator is polite and cleans up, where’s the harm?Apr 2317Apr 2317
Royal AlvisA Blessed EpiphanyOnce there was a young man, who tried to install a light switch, but he made a mistake with the wiring, and the switch exploded in his…Apr 1516Apr 1516