Royal AlvisinThe HavenGodly PeopleBeverly and her parents are devout Catholics, and for the last few months, I’ve been joining them for Sunday service. My attendance makes…3d ago163d ago16
Royal AlvisinThe HavenAn Urban LegendEveryone on campus knew when the Tri-Betas were menstruating, and during this time — if you knew what was best — you would avoid the…Jul 2210Jul 2210
Royal AlvisinThe HavenA Debt RepaidBeverly’s father decided to build a two room addition onto the back of his house in Staten Island, and asked if I could come by to help…Jul 1514Jul 1514
Royal AlvisinThe HavenA Thief Among UsI went to visit my mom at assisted living, and found her glowering in a corner. Her face was red, and I could tell by the clench of her…May 2926May 2926
Royal AlvisinThe HavenA Death in Staten IslandMy mother’s home has been vacant ever since she went into assisted living. Both of my sisters have moved to Florida, so it’s my job to take…May 2025May 2025
Royal AlvisinThe HavenPig TheftOn a weekly basis, I visit my mom at her assisted living facility. I always take her out to do something, but she’s ninety-five years old…May 1319May 1319
Royal AlvisinThe HavenMisperceptionFor Christmas, my sister gave me a charcoal-gray sweater from J Crew, and I have to admit, I look sharp in it. Yesterday I wore my sweater…May 725May 725
Royal AlvisinThe HavenEnslavedSomehow a spec of poop separated from the greater mess and flew past the trashcan to land on the shoulder of a little girl.Apr 2917Apr 2917
Royal AlvisinThe HavenYakov would always bring binoculars when visiting the nude beaches in Long Island.Personally, I don’t think public masturbation is so bad. As long as the masturbator is polite and cleans up, where’s the harm?Apr 2317Apr 2317