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Alex Borkowski

Alex Borkowski

Things That People Who Fought In The Long War On Wizards Are Tired Of Hearing

Our long national nightmare is finally over: the wizards are vanquished—their staffs of power are broken, their bodies are turned to salt…

Jul 25, 2018

Things That People Who Fought In The Long War On Wizards Are Tired Of Hearing

Jul 25, 2018

Alex Borkowski

I’m Torn Between Taking More Improv Classes Or Just Throwing About $2000 In The Garbage

I appear to have hit a crossroads in this journey we call life. Sadly, my Great Uncle Portillo was recently torn in half by his beloved…

Jul 18, 2018

I’m Torn Between Taking More Improv Classes Or Just Throwing About $2000 In The Garbage

Jul 18, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Things That Have A “New York Energy”

Eyy, I’m walkin’ heah!!! Haha, just kidding! Here’s everything that I, a one-time visitor to New York, have noticed seems to have a certain…

Jul 11, 2018

Things That Have A “New York Energy”

Jul 11, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Sexual Intercourse: Everything We Don’t Know

Sex, wow. Sex is an incredible mystery, and although it may be hard to believe it, humans have been having sexual intercourse for almost…

May 30, 2018

Sexual Intercourse: Everything We Don’t Know

May 30, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Doubling Your Life Span Wouldn’t Make You Any Happier, And I Would Know—I’m Almost 4,000 Years Old

This human life of ours sure is tough, huh? You’re born, then spend the next 90 or 100 years at most trying to figure it out before you’re…

May 9, 2018

Doubling Your Life Span Wouldn’t Make You Any Happier, And I Would Know—I’m Almost 4,000 Years Old

May 9, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Westworld Poached Their Idea From Wegsworld, My Family’s Idea For A Colossal Wegmans Where You…

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May 2, 2018

Westworld Poached Their Idea From Wegsworld, My Family’s Idea For A Colossal Wegmans Where You…

May 2, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Every Song Cover I Will Expect In My Breakout Prestige TV Hit’s First Season

Somber orchestral cover of “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus

Apr 27, 2018

Every Song Cover I Will Expect In My Breakout Prestige TV Hit’s First Season

Apr 27, 2018

Alex Borkowski

If You’ve Been Fooled This April Fool’s Day, I Want To WORK FOR YOU And PUT THEM AWAY FOREVER

How many times has THIS happened to YOU: A so-called “friend” claims to have spectacular news regarding a professional development or the…

Apr 4, 2018

If You’ve Been Fooled This April Fool’s Day, I Want To WORK FOR YOU And PUT THEM AWAY FOREVER

Apr 4, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Cost-Cutting Wedding Tips For Your Next Nuptial

Ask your local gravedigger if there are any groups of prom-goers who died tragically on their way to the dance they’d let you exhume for…

Mar 14, 2018

Cost-Cutting Wedding Tips For Your Next Nuptial

Mar 14, 2018

Alex Borkowski

My Predictions For The 91st Academy Awards Are As Follows

I didn’t do so hot last Sunday, but I have a really good feeling about my picks for every category for the 91st Academy Awards! Let me know…

Mar 7, 2018

My Predictions For The 91st Academy Awards Are As Follows

Mar 7, 2018

Alex Borkowski

Alex Borkowski

He is a domestic fool, considered by modern terms one of Shakespeare’s least funny clowns, as his speech is bitter and his wit dark.

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