Scarlet MeyerinSlackjawIntrusive Thoughts That Would Actually Go Pretty Well If I Let Them Play OutFrankly, it would be irresponsible for me not to do this.·3 min read·Dec 9, 2023--11--11
Scarlet MeyerinSlackjawDear Ladies: As A Man, It’s My Duty To Tell You How To Conduct Yourselves in PublicI know you’re aware, but women shouldn’t swear under any circumstances because it makes me uncomfortable.·3 min read·Oct 17, 2023--24--24
Scarlet MeyerinSlackjawJane Eyre Tries To Recruit You Into A MLM SchemeYour lack of response yesterday evening has only strengthened my resolve.·4 min read·May 19, 2021--2--2
Scarlet MeyerinThe Belladonna ComedyNYC Apartment WorkoutDo a few crunches then spot all the stuff you promised you’d take to Goodwill under your bed.3 min read·Mar 20, 2020--2--2
Scarlet MeyerinThe Belladonna ComedyIt is I, The Technological Wunderkind From Network TVStand back!4 min read·Feb 6, 2020----
Scarlet MeyerinThe Belladonna ComedyHoroscopes From the NSA Agent Monitoring Your ComputerSure, I love snooping on you, but the heavens are the NSA agents of the universe.4 min read·Dec 5, 2019----
Scarlet MeyerAsk a Hot Mess: Coworker Crush RoundupNote: Scarlet Meyer is a writer and comedian. Any opinions expressed here are her own, and she frequently get overwhelmed by basic tasks…5 min read·Sep 29, 2019----
Scarlet MeyerAsk a Hot Mess: My boyfriend’s friends are too shy talk to meNote: Scarlet Meyer is a writer and comedian. Any opinions expressed here are her own and she drinks at least 10 cans of seltzer a day. If…5 min read·Aug 13, 2019----
Scarlet MeyerAsk A Hot Mess: Help! I have a toxic crush patternNote: Scarlet Meyer is a writer and comedian. All opinions expressed here are her own, and she’s had bangs since she was three years old…3 min read·Aug 2, 2019----
Scarlet MeyerAsk a Hot Mess: My fiancé thinks my opinions are wrong because I’m younger than himNote: Scarlet Meyer is a writer and comedian. All opinions expressed here are her own, and she willingly puts soy sauce on her popcorn. If…4 min read·Jul 24, 2019----