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Sue D. Gelber

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Slackjaw

Things I’m Afraid the Webb Space Telescope Will Discover

Hostile aliens, my diaries from middle school, and other horrifying things

Feb 8, 2022

Artist depiction of James Webb Space Telescope above a planet

Feb 8, 2022

Published in
The Haven

Florida! A Redemption Story: The Musical

Will Florida be an early election bellwether? Or will it crack under pressure? This fun new musical production tries to find out!

Nov 2, 2020

Florida! A Redemption Story: The Musical

Nov 2, 2020

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

COVID Word Problems for Women

How many people are ready for this pandemic to be over?

Oct 7, 2020

Woman banging head on computer

Oct 7, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

George Carlin And Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show

Gather around the television for this new and rather wacky Thanksgiving tradition!

Nov 28, 2019

George Carlin And Mister Rogers Guest-Host The National Dog Show

Nov 28, 2019

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career

I wasn’t getting ahead in publishing, so I had to make sacrifices. Such as you.

Feb 7, 2019

I’m Sorry I Told Everyone You Were Dead to Further My Career

Feb 7, 2019

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers

Loving homes urgently required!

Nov 8, 2018

Fosters Needed for Unemployed Congressional Staffers

Nov 8, 2018

Published in
The Haven

New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced

The Nobel Prize for Psychics, and other fun additions!

Oct 5, 2018

New, More Relatable Nobel Prize Categories Announced

Oct 5, 2018

I’m Grandma, and I’m the New Director of the CDC

Get ready, kids, because I’m shaking things up.

Mar 27, 2018

I’m Grandma, and I’m the New Director of the CDC

Mar 27, 2018

Published in
The Haven

Less Popular Spotify “Mood” Playlists

Is there really music for every occasion? Because these playlists never caught on.

Feb 26, 2018

Less Popular Spotify “Mood” Playlists

Feb 26, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano from My So-Called Life

This is, like, Catalonia’s open mic night or whatever.

Nov 3, 2017

The Catalan Crisis Explained by Jordan Catalano from My So-Called Life

Nov 3, 2017

Sue D. Gelber

Sue D. Gelber

Writer, runner, dog person. Humor Editor at The Museum of Americana literary review. More info at suedgelber.com.

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