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Shaun Parker

Shaun Parker

Monster Mash Money

Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett is a True American Artist

Oct 23, 2017

Monster Mash Money

Oct 23, 2017

Shaun Parker

Defined By Dishes

Thoughts Of A Professional Dish Washer

Jul 1, 2017

Defined By Dishes

Jul 1, 2017

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Millennial Goosebumps

No Us, No We

Charlene had a solid buzz when she got to Arnold’s house party thing. He sent her a Facebook invite for it a few days ago — 29th Birthday…

May 24, 2017

No Us, No We

May 24, 2017

Shaun Parker
in
Millennial Goosebumps

Mostly Joking

My dad’s girlfriend invited me out to a Chilis. Just the two of us. Quality time.

May 24, 2017

Mostly Joking

May 24, 2017

Shaun Parker
in
Millennial Goosebumps

Funemployed

I stared at the hummus on my blue plastic plate while some guy named Doug talked at me.

May 16, 2017

Funemployed

May 16, 2017

Shaun Parker
in
Millennial Goosebumps

@ Me Next Time

Normally I’m a knocking guy, but I don’t know. I was pissed, and at least I yelled “EVELYN” at her door just as I opened it. She was…

May 16, 2017

@ Me Next Time

May 16, 2017

Shaun Parker
in
Millennial Goosebumps

Reapr

Everyone gathered in the living room. The crowd formed a crescent around a small pocket of floor space against a wall. A projector beamed…

May 11, 2017

Reapr

May 11, 2017

Shaun Parker
in
Millennial Goosebumps

33 Pornstars You Gotta Follow On Snapchat

My mom genuinely and unabashedly loves Claim Jumper. If you’re not familiar, it’s a chain of gold-rush themed restaurants with hilariously…

May 11, 2017

33 Pornstars You Gotta Follow On Snapchat

May 11, 2017

Shaun Parker

Unwrapped

Kinder Eggs, YouTube, and Being Poor

Mar 22, 2017

Unwrapped

Mar 22, 2017

Shaun Parker

Framing

Love & Videography

Nov 12, 2016

Framing

Nov 12, 2016

Shaun Parker

Shaun Parker

I’m a creative that works in audio, video, and text. These are some goofy essays and short stories I didn’t know what to do with. Please enjoy. shaun-parker.com

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