Derby PiperHow To Talk To your Kids About Abortion RightsReal Men™️ like Ol’ Shitty Dad© must develop the skill of reading people and reading the room. I’ve done my damnedest over the years. The…Sep 20, 20221Sep 20, 20221
Derby PiperHow To Keep Your Worst Fears From Coming TrueAccording to Legend, Ernest Hemingway once entered into a bet to write the shortest, but still complete and emotionally impactful short…Sep 12, 2022Sep 12, 2022
Derby PiperHow to Defeat ̶D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶E̶a̶t̶e̶r̶s Gender NormsIn the age-old battle against Gender Norms, Lovah refuses to let Kiddo fall in love with trucks. (Primarily because Lovah refuses to become…Sep 7, 2022Sep 7, 2022
Derby PiperHow To Raise a Financially Successful BabyI spent my 20’s and 30’s pretending to build a playwriting career, meanwhile supporting myself with jobs in live events, domestic work, and…Sep 2, 2022Sep 2, 2022
Derby PiperHow to Not Repeat the Failures of Your Own Father.When I learned I had accidentally impregnated Lovah, I went through a crisis on conscience. Am I ready? What do I need to learn? How do I…Aug 29, 2022Aug 29, 2022
Derby PiperTop 10 Uses for Diapers Other Than DiapingEvery parent quickly becomes intimately familiar with diapers. Whether you use disposable, compostable, or reusable cloth diapers, diapers…Aug 26, 2022Aug 26, 2022
Derby PiperFive Songs to Sing in your Head While Giving Infant CPR; and 5 Songs To Avoid.As a new parent you must prepare for the worst. Our hospital-mandated birth class included detailed instructions on infant CPR. But in the…Aug 22, 2022Aug 22, 2022
Derby PiperHow to Maximize Your Baby’s Health with Delayed Cord Clamping.There’s a lot of talk these days about delayed cord clamping. In the moments after the birth, rather than immediately clamping and cutting…Aug 19, 2022Aug 19, 2022
Derby PiperHow To Make a Million Bucks Writing Books for Kids.Author, illustrator, and musician Sandra Boynton makes five cents every second.Aug 15, 20221Aug 15, 20221
Derby PiperTwinkleShitty Short on a Saturday (I aim to post these on Fridays but because I am a shitty dad I am one day late)Aug 13, 2022Aug 13, 2022
