sosomoto kellyBooks I wish I had written :Bear V. Shark — Chris Bachelder: fucking genius, some people diss this book, and what does that say about me? What it says about them is…Jan 26, 2017Jan 26, 2017
sosomoto kellyTwerked (part 2): 100% Ass and All for the Homeless!So, yes, I’ve been obsessed with something that most of pol(wh)ite society wouldn’t think worthy of their time or contemplation. But after…Jan 26, 2017Jan 26, 2017
sosomoto kellyTwerk it to the Limit (Pt.1)You know that whole twerking thing white people just found out about within the last few years? Well, I decided to go to YouTube and see…Jan 26, 2017Jan 26, 2017
sosomoto kellyMCSWEENEY’S, You hurt me bad.But dammit, I still love you. Chris Bachelder (“Bear v. Shark”, “U.S.!”, “Abbott Awaits”) lives there, inside a 17 inch monitor, for the…Nov 8, 2015Nov 8, 2015
sosomoto kellyThank you for the perfect material for a good old fashioned wake up sweating, scared to go back to…Nov 8, 2015Nov 8, 2015
sosomoto kellyThis dress is so reminescent of my childhood; something is wrong… always terribly wrong.Nov 8, 2015Nov 8, 2015