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Books I wish I had written :

Bear V. Shark — Chris Bachelder: fucking genius, some people diss this book, and what does that say about me? What it says about them is…

Jan 26, 2017

Jan 26, 2017

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Twerked (part 2): 100% Ass and All for the Homeless!

So, yes, I’ve been obsessed with something that most of pol(wh)ite society wouldn’t think worthy of their time or contemplation. But after…

Jan 26, 2017

Jan 26, 2017

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Twerk it to the Limit (Pt.1)

You know that whole twerking thing white people just found out about within the last few years? Well, I decided to go to YouTube and see…

Jan 26, 2017

Jan 26, 2017

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MCSWEENEY’S, You hurt me bad.

But dammit, I still love you. Chris Bachelder (“Bear v. Shark”, “U.S.!”, “Abbott Awaits”) lives there, inside a 17 inch monitor, for the…

Nov 8, 2015

Nov 8, 2015

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I always cry at weddings….

Nov 8, 2015

I always cry at weddings….

Nov 8, 2015

sosomoto kelly

Thank you for the perfect material for a good old fashioned wake up sweating, scared to go back to…

Nov 8, 2015

Thank you for the perfect material for a good old fashioned wake up sweating, scared to go back to…

Nov 8, 2015

sosomoto kelly

This dress is so reminescent of my childhood; something is wrong… always terribly wrong.

Nov 8, 2015

This dress is so reminescent of my childhood; something is wrong… always terribly wrong.

Nov 8, 2015

sosomoto kelly

sosomoto kelly

I am the god of hell fire & I bring you...wrong bio. I write & continue to find myself fascinating; but more than this, I have the brass balls to admit it.

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