Big Bob PatakiSausage Party (2016)90 excruciating minutes of lame stereotypes and a seemingly endless barrage of one-liners that only a dead baby joke obsessed middle…Jan 7, 2017Jan 7, 2017
Big Bob PatakiThe Killing Joke (2016)“This is delicate subject matter, so I think it would be wise to flesh out Batgirl’s character and give her some pathos. We don’t want her…Jan 7, 2017Jan 7, 2017
Big Bob PatakiPopstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)On a joke for joke basis, this is easily the funniest movie of 2016. It’s funny, heartfelt enough to make you care about the characters…Jan 7, 2017Jan 7, 2017
Big Bob PatakiResident Evil (2002)If a genie granted me three wishes, I would wish for Michelle Rodriguez to sexually humiliate me three times.Jan 7, 2017Jan 7, 2017
Big Bob PatakiMorgan (2016)It’s a B movie through and through with an A movie cast. It opened in 18th place (seriously) so I had zero expectations, but it ended with…Jan 7, 2017Jan 7, 2017
Big Bob PatakiRogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)At least I enjoyed one suicide squad this year. I’m torn about Rogue One and where it fits in with the rest of the series. On one hand, I…Jan 3, 2017Jan 3, 2017
Big Bob PatakiSanta’s Slay: GOOOOOOOLDBERGWhen I was a little kid, any boy who wanted to grow up to be a man was a fan of professional wrestling. It didn’t matter that it was pretty…Dec 23, 2016Dec 23, 2016
Big Bob PatakiDoctor Strange (2016)I was skeptical about Scott Derrickson, a director with a horror background, being wedged into the MCU. Then the movie opened with Mads…Nov 8, 2016Nov 8, 2016
Big Bob PatakiThe Fog — Tom Atkins’ Groovy Pirate Ghost MysteryOut of all of John Carpenter’s movies, this is one of them. Read the full review: http://www.terribleblog.net/2016/10/the-fog-review.htmlOct 22, 2016Oct 22, 2016
Big Bob PatakiThe Purge: Election Year (2016)Social commentary for blithering dipshits.Oct 22, 2016Oct 22, 2016
