How To Shower
I don’t remember where I saw it or who sent it to me but some list on Facebook just triggered a memory from years ago, one that left me in stitches of laughter. It was like a short story that walked through what a woman does to shower and then, the same process, but for a man. I’m sure I could Google this and find it but now that I’ve got kids and have been married for a bit, I think I’ll just do my best to recreate it with my own narrative.