The GreyTurtleSuperstition/AcneSuperstitions are like acne, they are filled with puss, you avoid bursting the bubble, and your parents tell you about them early on. The…Aug 26, 2018Aug 26, 2018
The GreyTurtleEvery story ever.Yes, we are stupid. Answers a lot of questions doesn’t it? Well, our mind, heart and soul coalesce the same essence of vacuous lump like…Nov 9, 2017Nov 9, 2017
The GreyTurtleForeplay of a miseryWe work to live a better life, we study to work for that better life one day, but we end up feeling happy about not having to wear a tie on…Sep 21, 2017Sep 21, 2017
The GreyTurtleCold.The cold leaves our nose more wet than a uterus when a water breaks but less wet than the mattress on which Donald trump had his “golden…Apr 29, 2017Apr 29, 2017
The GreyTurtleThere is a reason we have earphonesWe are all proud of that *new* song we just added to that hideous playlist of ours the same way a toddler is happy of that heartbreaking…Feb 14, 2017Feb 14, 2017
The GreyTurtleExtra toppings are expensiveWhat is money, it’s the most expensive tissue we have learnt to rub our nose against. Thats assuming you use cash, if you use a card find…Dec 29, 2016Dec 29, 2016
The GreyTurtleWe are too educated to bicker….Mistakes have been made, lives have been ruined and I am not talking about having kids.Nov 11, 2016Nov 11, 2016
The GreyTurtleFall in our stairs, Gettit ??Isn’t ranting the best way to take all your emotions out ? Isn’t passive aggression the best way to take your anger out ? Isn’t the toilet…Oct 29, 2016Oct 29, 2016
The GreyTurtleKilling your pet dogI don’t mean killing it for fun’s sake, I am not a sadist, well, unless my pet dog has rabies, is half snake, and is trying to eat me while…Oct 17, 2016Oct 17, 2016
The GreyTurtleLying helps, it really does.I mean lying is like as important as truth, if not less, you can’t tell a kid how he was born. Can you ? Sometimes you can’t even tell your…Oct 17, 2016Oct 17, 2016
