Theodoræ DitsekAn In-the-Moment Review of the New Porcupine Tree Song That May or May Not Age Poorly Depending on…“You’re gonna be waiting a long time, mate, that band doesn’t exist anymore.” — Steven Wilson, 2016Nov 6, 2021Nov 6, 2021
Theodoræ DitsekLet’s Dive Right Into The Wall, Side Four“You have already lost.” — Elizabeth Sandifer, to Vox DayOct 28, 2019Oct 28, 2019
Theodoræ DitsekLet’s Dive Right Into The Wall, Side Three“It was a revolving door of human garbage there.” — Jacob Chapman, on Channel AwesomeOct 27, 2019Oct 27, 2019
Theodoræ DitsekLet’s Dive Right Into The Wall, Side Two“Doug Walker isn’t just bad, he’s this beacon of horribleness where it makes you self-critical in just the right way where you can become…Oct 26, 2019Oct 26, 2019
Theodoræ DitsekLet’s Dive Right Into The Wall, Side One“Honestly my favorite thing about 2019 is how everyone has slowly but surely realized that the Nostalgia Critic is terrible.”Oct 25, 2019Oct 25, 2019
Theodoræ DitsekThe Madness Here is Circular: A Review of Weezer’s Cover of “Africa.”“Perhaps there are not answers to these questions. Perhaps Watchmen is less a thing that was done than a thing that happened; less a…Nov 4, 2018Nov 4, 2018
Theodoræ DitsekWorst Hit Songs of 2016, Alphabetically[Another script, this one also from January, for a video review that I never got round to making. I may as well post it here so people can…Sep 18, 2017Sep 18, 2017
Theodoræ DitsekA Somewhat Less Than Timely Review of the Latest Series of Sherlock[Preamble: This was originally supposed to be a video review that quite simply took too long to put together. As in, its ETA would have…Feb 7, 2017Feb 7, 2017
Theodoræ DitsekI Got a Lot of Problems With You People, and Now You’re Gonna Hear About It: Democratic Party…Winter has begun, which in our collective psychic calendar means rebirth and renewal and all that other maudlin greeting-card nonsense that…Dec 24, 2016Dec 24, 2016