The Onion BagPremier League elite announces assault on the Premier League eliteManchester, England — In the wake of winning their fourth Premier League in a row, perennial underdogs Manchester City announced their…Jun 4Jun 4
The Onion BagNew Football Manager feature allows players to become a pawn in nation state’s shameless attempts…London, England — In an exciting move for the beloved Football Manager franchise, the game’s developer, Sports Interactive, have announced…Apr 10Apr 10
The Onion BagGod tells praying Everton fan that he’s good, but not that goodMerseyside, Liverpool — Local Everton fan, Malcolm Franklin, 56, was told by the Almighty himself that while he would see what he could do…Apr 10Apr 10
The Onion BagÁlvaro Morata on standby to be Europe’s de-facto fourth-choice striker target this summerMadrid, Spain — As the leagues across Europe begin to enter the final weeks of the season, clubs are beginning to prepare for the…Mar 27Mar 27
The Onion BagOpinion: FFP and PSR rules should only be for clubs I don’t likeNottingham, England — David Osborne, a welder from Nottingham, spoke to reporters on Tuesday morning regarding the current spate of PSR…Mar 26Mar 26
The Onion BagMike Dean decides not to send player off to save himself the bother of paperworkLondon, England — In an podcast with former-Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan, ex-referee Mike Dean has revealed that he decided not to…Aug 25, 2023Aug 25, 2023
The Onion BagBarcelona determined to use recent transfer windfall to sign the worst fucking players you’ve ever…Barcelona, Spain — Following the €50m sale of French winger Ousmane Dembélé to Paris Saint-Germain (PSG), Barcelona can now enter into the…Aug 12, 2023Aug 12, 2023
The Onion BagCharlie Kane exhausted after two weeks of work in five yearsHaringey, London — Following Harry Kane’s £103m move from Tottenham Hotspur to Bayern Munich, football agent Charlie Kane can finally…Aug 12, 2023Aug 12, 2023
The Onion BagFairytale of local club being brought out by filthy rich American movie stars continuesThe improbable underdog story of Wrexham continues against all odds. Armed with local community spirit, a 10,771 seater stadium, filthy…Aug 9, 2023Aug 9, 2023
The Onion BagManchester City forced to console themselves with only winning the quadruple, following Community…Wembley, London — Following their unfortunate defeat to Arsenal in the Premier League’s traditional curtain-raiser, the FA Community…Aug 7, 2023Aug 7, 2023
