Sir LongfellowinThe Penny PressCoronavirus Defiantly Attends Crssd Music Festival in San Diego, Amid Fears it will Contract an…In the wake of the recent cancellation of Austin’s SXSW festival, the novel Coronavirus followed through on its plan to visit the Crssd…Mar 9, 2020Mar 9, 2020
Sir LongfellowinThe Penny PressBillion-Dollar AI Robot Debates Humans, Gets PwnedIn its first attempt at conversing with real humans on a live debate stage, the world’s most-expensive AI humanoid robot self-destructed…Feb 21, 2020Feb 21, 2020
Sir LongfellowinThe Penny PressIn Face of Rising Relationship Costs, California Man Breaks Up with Girlfriend Just Hours Before…After a back-and-forth romance that saw its ups and downs, Trevor Cameron, of San Diego, California, has broken up with Kyra Brown, just…Feb 14, 2020Feb 14, 2020
Sir LongfellowinThe Penny PressNew Hampshire Feels the Bern; Nervously Awaits STD Test Results While Ruminating Over Life…Public health officials are cautioning all Americans to use safe sex practices after an outbreak of “The Bern” was reported by the state…Feb 12, 2020Feb 12, 2020
Sir LongfellowinThe Penny PressIMPEACHMENT BOMBSHELL: New Revelation Suggests Dems Can Remove Trump from Office by Winning…Just hours after the senate voted to acquit Trump of both charges levied against him, a stunning revelation has rocked the Democratic…Feb 5, 2020Feb 5, 2020
Sir LongfellowinThe Penny PressIowa Caucus Collapse: In Absence of Republican Opponent, Dems Still Find a Way to Not WinIn a courageous display of perseverance in the face of accessibility, the Democratic Party staged a stunning come-from-ahead defeat on…Feb 5, 2020Feb 5, 2020
