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The Dumbest Bench Sign Of All Time

Sit happens

4 min readAug 1, 2023

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Rosemary’s Pup Stop— A Water Bowl Review by My Dog, Pops

Do I have to beg?

5 min readJun 5, 2023

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Rosemary’s Pup Stop— A Water Bowl Review by My Dog, Pops

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Hey New Logo — Go F❤️ck Yourself

Get outta here with that

4 min readMar 22, 2023

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Daniel Day-Lewis Is Just Fine, OK? Leave The Man Alone

But, dude, what ARE you wearing?

4 min readMay 20, 2023

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Daniel Day-Lewis Is Just Fine, OK? Leave The Man Alone

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Want It, Got It, Want It, Got It

We have your Marbles and you’re not getting them back

4 min readSep 2, 2022

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Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits

There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos

5 min read3 days ago

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Ancient Mayan icon in an article about Wayb’

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‘On the Waterfront ‘ — You Must Be This Tall

How a film giant measures up 70 years later

5 min readMay 3, 2024

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Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts

And a commencement address

4 min readApr 29, 2024

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Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad

And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it

4 min readApr 26, 2024

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A corner bar in NYC is situated underneath an ad for a funeral home, one block away

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Freddy Krueger vs. Your Button-Down Collar Shirts

The Reagan-era ‘A Nightmare of Elm Street’ turns 40

5 min readApr 25, 2024

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“A Nightmare on Elm Street” villain Freddy Krueger with knife glove

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T. Kent Jones

T. Kent Jones

Writer/performer: The Daily Show on Comedy Central, The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC, Morning Sedition with Marc Maron on Air America Radio, more.

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