Thomas WadeHow to deal with the toilet paper shortageYou worried about this toilet paper shortage? Not me. I gave up on that shit a long time ago.Mar 6, 2020Mar 6, 2020
Thomas WadeTotally jacked nostrilsI’ve always had sinus problems, so I went to my doctor to see what they could do for me. They prescribed me this nasal spray that was…Feb 21, 2020Feb 21, 2020
Thomas WadeTwo fully grown adult sonsLake eyre is 15 metres below sea level. Lake Baikal in Russia is 1,600 meters below sea level. The challenger deep in the Mariana Trench…Feb 14, 2020Feb 14, 2020
Thomas WadeThe Melbourne to Mildura ClassicNew Year’s Resolutions, you sticking to yours? Because I just crossed off one of mine.Feb 7, 2020Feb 7, 2020
Thomas WadeDrug Dealer(I play flute throughout this piece. It doesn’t make sense even when watching it performed, but it’ part of the act.)Jan 3, 2020Jan 3, 2020
Thomas WadeAddicted to big dicksLadies, you got a friend at ruins nights out because they’re addicted to big dicks?Dec 27, 2019Dec 27, 2019
Thomas WadeContact lensesI worked for this regulatory body, the one that takes doctors and medical people to court when they do something wrong… usually six months…Dec 20, 2019Dec 20, 2019
Thomas WadeCorvette StingraySo I was waking through Watsonia the other day, I look at the petrol station across the road, and what do I see but an old school Corvette…Nov 21, 2019Nov 21, 2019
Thomas WadeWhy I hate the M1 GarandThe job of a comedian is to say the things that need to be said, that no one else is saying, and I’m going to do that right now:Sep 20, 2019Sep 20, 2019
Thomas WadeThe 903 BusI live in the northern suburbs of Melbourne and one thing I see all the time, which I think is a very Northern Suburbs thing is the 903…Sep 13, 2019Sep 13, 2019
