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Tom Ellison
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Dandruff survivor.
Medium member since December 2018
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Slackjaw
Jan 12
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The Old Spaghetti Factory Briefly Considers a Branding Overhaul
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Jan 26
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The Movie Trailer Ratings Writer Gives Two Weeks’ Notice
…and cuts loose.
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Tom Ellison
Jan 12
· 1 min
Haikus for the Anxious Conflict-Averse Introvert
“Hey, what time is it?”
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Tom Ellison
Jan 1
· 3 min
I Am Your Neglected, Bitter Meditation App
…and I will not take you back.
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