Tommy MolzahnWhy I Chose to #SpreadThePrivilegeOver the past couple weeks, I’ve been horrified with so many other Americans not only by the murder of George Floyd but by the fact that…Jun 5, 2020Jun 5, 2020
Tommy MolzahnTerroism? Hate Crime? Does It Fucking Matter?I’ve got a joke for you…Jun 14, 2016Jun 14, 2016
Tommy Molzahn5 Reasons to Break Up #BernieOrBustWhy Writing In Bernie On November 8th Is A Bad IdeaApr 20, 20162Apr 20, 20162
Tommy MolzahnWinner’s Choice 50/50 NFL Charity PoolIf there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that drinking at charity events is guilt free and doesn’t count. I hope we can prove the…Aug 5, 2015Aug 5, 2015
Tommy MolzahninComedy CornerI’m Jeb B***, And I’m Running For PresidentBy: Jeb B***Mar 19, 2015Mar 19, 2015
Tommy MolzahninComedy CornerArea Man Loses Both Rental Car Keys Because They’re Fucking AttachedATLANTA, GA — During a recent business trip, area man Kevin Simmons lost both sets of keys to this rental car because the keys were fucking…Mar 3, 20154Mar 3, 20154
Tommy MolzahninComedy CornerTeenage Girl Literally DiesMINNETONKA, MN — In a tragic turn of events during a Labor Day outing yesterday, a teenage girl literally died. “We appreciate all the love…Sep 16, 2014Sep 16, 2014
Tommy MolzahninComedy CornerFather To Someday Pass iWatch To Son After He UpgradesRICHMOND, VA — After purchasing Apple’s new iWatch, local father Frank Novak realized that he would be someday passing the timepiece onto…Sep 16, 2014Sep 16, 2014
Tommy MolzahninComedy CornerMarvel Introduces New Supervillain ‘Unarmed Black Teenager’NEW YORK, NY — Executives at Marvel Comics announced today that in the upcoming issue of its Avengers series, fans will be introduced to a…Aug 14, 2014Aug 14, 2014
Tommy MolzahninComedy CornerSleepy’s Grand Opening Enters Ninth MonthMOUNT PROSPECT, IL — Reporters revealed today that the grand opening for the Sleepy’s located on Rand Road has now entered its ninth month…Aug 6, 2014Aug 6, 2014