Tristan WheelerMovies that I saw in the year 2019 that I’ve been thinking about a lotIt is mid-December and we are in the midst of hot-take, best-of, most-under-rated, and listicle season.Dec 19, 2019Dec 19, 2019
Tristan WheelerGetting Wired: Episode Three — Cops are dogs, like actual dogs from like a cartoonThis is my recap of the third episode of The Wire, a part of my recap series called Getting Wired. If you want some context of what’s…May 30, 2019May 30, 2019
Tristan WheelerGetting Wired: Episode Two — A pimp hat for my Halloween costumeBarksdale falls for a classic pranks. We see a cool pimp hat. Police brutality is uncomfortably pushed under the rug.May 24, 2019May 24, 2019
Tristan WheelerGetting Wired: Episode 1 - Nick Nolte is down in a hole.Jimmy McNulty (Nick Nolte) gets in trouble and D’Angelo Barksdale goes to a strip club. Also: is typing fun?May 16, 2019May 16, 2019
Tristan WheelerGetting Wired: Introduction to what the plan is.TV is life now. There’s really not much we can do to avoid it. That’s just where we get our entertainment and sweet, sweet content. TV has…May 13, 2019May 13, 2019
Tristan WheelerAs the Leader of a Doomsday Cult, I’m Ecstatic About What’s Going on Right Now.When I started the 7th Horizon Church of Peace and Happiness, I had no idea any of this would actually come close to happening. Like sure…Jul 25, 2018Jul 25, 2018
Tristan WheelerI’m Having a Breakdown Because There Isn’t Enough Time in Life to Know Every Type of BirdI’m 45 years old and I can’t get out of bed because I don’t know all of the types of birds. I’ve wasted years of my life not learning about…Jun 26, 2018Jun 26, 2018