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Tlholohelo Makatu

I Be Getting To The Presidency — Everybody Mad!

An non-political observation of South Africa’s 2019 Elections.

May 13, 2019

I Be Getting To The Presidency — Everybody Mad!

May 13, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Never Give Out Your Personal Number to Clients

Kevin Gates’ philosophy of having 2 phones is important. One for the bitches, one for the dough.

May 7, 2019

Never Give Out Your Personal Number to Clients

May 7, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Letter of complaint to my uterus

I have no plans whatsoever to get pregnant. Please stop.

Apr 29, 2019

Letter of complaint to my uterus

Apr 29, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

I Would Rather Have a Happy Child Than a Prodigy

Tales of inconsistent black excellence, private school, the origin of African Parent memes and the formula of success

Apr 12, 2019

I Would Rather Have a Happy Child Than a Prodigy

Apr 12, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Cannabis Isn’t Bad For Me. I’m Bad For It.

I’m a disgrace to stoners everywhere.

Apr 8, 2019

Cannabis Isn’t Bad For Me. I’m Bad For It.

Apr 8, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Thank You for showing me how a Friend MUST NOT behave.

What I did was wrong. Your reaction was, too.

Apr 4, 2019

Thank You for showing me how a Friend MUST NOT behave.

Apr 4, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Bento Box

I tore into sushi, now I smell like soy sauce and wasabi.

Mar 25, 2019

Bento Box

Mar 25, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Runnin’ Through The Sixth Form with My Woes

An African teenager in Belgium.

Mar 19, 2019

Runnin’ Through The Sixth Form with My Woes

Mar 19, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Local Woman Is Shocked To Find That People Really Use Tinder To Get Tail

In the wake of a break-up, I only meant to use social apps to find girl friends. Then I turned my sights on online dating. Oh, boy.

Mar 14, 2019

Local Woman Is Shocked To Find That People Really Use Tinder To Get Tail

Mar 14, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Being fiscally responsible blew up in my face. It’s okay, though.

Today I have learned that my savings policy will be terminated, due to non-payment. I am honestly relieved.

Mar 11, 2019

Being fiscally responsible blew up in my face. It’s okay, though.

Mar 11, 2019

Tlholohelo Makatu

Tlholohelo Makatu

Baby writer — gravitates towards words — likes music too — thoughts are all over the place — still trying to make sense of them all.

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