Tlholohelo MakatuI Be Getting To The Presidency — Everybody Mad!An non-political observation of South Africa’s 2019 Elections.May 13, 2019May 13, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuNever Give Out Your Personal Number to ClientsKevin Gates’ philosophy of having 2 phones is important. One for the bitches, one for the dough.May 7, 20191May 7, 20191
Tlholohelo MakatuLetter of complaint to my uterusI have no plans whatsoever to get pregnant. Please stop.Apr 29, 2019Apr 29, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuI Would Rather Have a Happy Child Than a ProdigyTales of inconsistent black excellence, private school, the origin of African Parent memes and the formula of successApr 12, 2019Apr 12, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuCannabis Isn’t Bad For Me. I’m Bad For It.I’m a disgrace to stoners everywhere.Apr 8, 2019Apr 8, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuThank You for showing me how a Friend MUST NOT behave.What I did was wrong. Your reaction was, too.Apr 4, 2019Apr 4, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuBento BoxI tore into sushi, now I smell like soy sauce and wasabi.Mar 25, 2019Mar 25, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuRunnin’ Through The Sixth Form with My WoesAn African teenager in Belgium.Mar 19, 2019Mar 19, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuLocal Woman Is Shocked To Find That People Really Use Tinder To Get TailIn the wake of a break-up, I only meant to use social apps to find girl friends. Then I turned my sights on online dating. Oh, boy.Mar 14, 2019Mar 14, 2019
Tlholohelo MakatuBeing fiscally responsible blew up in my face. It’s okay, though.Today I have learned that my savings policy will be terminated, due to non-payment. I am honestly relieved.Mar 11, 2019Mar 11, 2019