Turt McGurtThe Guilt-Inducing Sales Tactic: How to Use Self-Addressed Envelopes to Boost Your Response Rates…Well, I’ve found myself again, at the kitchen table, which is not really a standard kitchen table. Just a table with a tapestry and some…Mar 26, 2023Mar 26, 2023
Turt McGurtFrom Personalization to Intimacy: How Specifics and Salutations Can Bond You and Your ReaderLet’s get right back into the crypto-letter. I’ve already pointed out how our little drug baggie filled with shredded one-dollar bills will…Mar 22, 2023Mar 22, 2023
Turt McGurt“Unlocking Direct Mail Secrets: Get Your Envelope into A-Pile Territory with Personalization”And so, you knuckleheads, turtley awesome friends and readers…what is out first objective here, as we begin to design our email/direct mail…Feb 23, 2023Feb 23, 2023
Turt McGurtThe Ultimate Guide to Creating Killer Direct Mail and Email Promotions: How to Get Your Message in…As I left your sorry ass da other day, we came up with a workin’ title for our cryptocurrency report. I believe it was “The Amazing…Feb 22, 2023Feb 22, 2023
Turt McGurtStaying Hungry for Success: The Importance of Staying MotivatedIn today’s fast-paced world, it’s easy to become complacent and satisfied with our current situation. But in order to truly achieve…Jan 26, 2023Jan 26, 2023
Turt McGurt“Consistently Sharing and Refining Your Message: Lessons from the Original and New ‘Christmas…You ought to be sharing content everyday — and not just like re-posting somebody else’s meme or whatever.Dec 29, 2022Dec 29, 2022
Turt McGurt“Discover the Joys of Typewriters: How This Antique Find Has Improved My Writing and Marketing…I recently discovered the joys of typewriters, and it’s been a game-changer for me. I found a fantastic one at an antique shop and couldn’t…Dec 21, 2022Dec 21, 2022
Turt McGurtYour money ain’t gonna motivate me you fuckin’ slugsYeah, I’m talking to you, you ain’t going to wave no carrots in front of me. (Actually you will, but only for a limited time,)Dec 13, 2022Dec 13, 2022