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The Guilt-Inducing Sales Tactic: How to Use Self-Addressed Envelopes to Boost Your Response Rates…

Well, I’ve found myself again, at the kitchen table, which is not really a standard kitchen table. Just a table with a tapestry and some…

Mar 26, 2023

The Guilt-Inducing Sales Tactic: How to Use Self-Addressed Envelopes to Boost Your Response Rates…

Mar 26, 2023

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From Personalization to Intimacy: How Specifics and Salutations Can Bond You and Your Reader

Let’s get right back into the crypto-letter. I’ve already pointed out how our little drug baggie filled with shredded one-dollar bills will…

Mar 22, 2023

From Personalization to Intimacy: How Specifics and Salutations Can Bond You and Your Reader

Mar 22, 2023

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“Unlocking Direct Mail Secrets: Get Your Envelope into A-Pile Territory with Personalization”

And so, you knuckleheads, turtley awesome friends and readers…what is out first objective here, as we begin to design our email/direct mail…

Feb 23, 2023

“Unlocking Direct Mail Secrets: Get Your Envelope into A-Pile Territory with Personalization”

Feb 23, 2023

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The Ultimate Guide to Creating Killer Direct Mail and Email Promotions: How to Get Your Message in…

As I left your sorry ass da other day, we came up with a workin’ title for our cryptocurrency report. I believe it was “The Amazing…

Feb 22, 2023

The Ultimate Guide to Creating Killer Direct Mail and Email Promotions: How to Get Your Message in…

Feb 22, 2023

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The Key is movement

Thursday, 12:04 a.m.

Feb 17, 2023

The Key is movement

Feb 17, 2023

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Staying Hungry for Success: The Importance of Staying Motivated

In today’s fast-paced world, it’s easy to become complacent and satisfied with our current situation. But in order to truly achieve…

Jan 26, 2023

Jan 26, 2023

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“Consistently Sharing and Refining Your Message: Lessons from the Original and New ‘Christmas…

You ought to be sharing content everyday — and not just like re-posting somebody else’s meme or whatever.

Dec 29, 2022

“Consistently Sharing and Refining Your Message: Lessons from the Original and New ‘Christmas…

Dec 29, 2022

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“Discover the Joys of Typewriters: How This Antique Find Has Improved My Writing and Marketing…

I recently discovered the joys of typewriters, and it’s been a game-changer for me. I found a fantastic one at an antique shop and couldn’t…

Dec 21, 2022

“Discover the Joys of Typewriters: How This Antique Find Has Improved My Writing and Marketing…

Dec 21, 2022

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Your money ain’t gonna motivate me you fuckin’ slugs

Yeah, I’m talking to you, you ain’t going to wave no carrots in front of me. (Actually you will, but only for a limited time,)

Dec 13, 2022

Your money ain’t gonna motivate me you fuckin’ slugs

Dec 13, 2022

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A letter I’d send to Gary Halbert’s son

Bond Halbert

Dec 12, 2022

A letter I’d send to Gary Halbert’s son

Dec 12, 2022

Turt McGurt

Turt McGurt

Obnoxious. Notorious. Suspicious. Rebellious. Gonzo Journalist. Pulp Novelist. Email Supremacist. Dark Humored. Peaceful Warrior. Anti-professional. Anti-Hero.

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