Nick MatthewsinSlackjawVocal Warm-Ups For Your One-Person ShowYou’ve written it, you’ve blocked it, and your godmother has financed it. It’s ready for the world. But is your voice?Feb 10, 2019Feb 10, 2019
Nick MatthewsinSlackjawFive Zen Blessings Karma has Given Me, Your Cousin with 50K Instagram followersNamaste, cousin.Dec 16, 20183Dec 16, 20183
Nick MatthewsWe quit our jobs to write the Kenny Powers in Australia movie from the Super Bowl commercial, but…Me and my writing partner, Alamo, are pretty hacked off.Nov 7, 2018Nov 7, 2018
Nick MatthewsinSlackjawBow before me and tremble at my might, for I am He who shaves Jeff Bezos’s head.I am privy to the secrets of the king, like how many steps he’s gotten and what his wife might name the new dog.Oct 20, 2018Oct 20, 2018
Nick MatthewsinSlackjawIt’s Official! Other People Have Decided that Millennials Famously Love “Experiences”Baby Boomers adored IRAs.Mar 19, 20185Mar 19, 20185
Nick MatthewsI’m bringing the resistance to the airport by making it where I live now.“De-planing” is not a word and someone should eat and sleep there until everyone is made aware of this tyranny.Jan 2, 2018Jan 2, 2018
Nick MatthewsHaha! I like coffee A LOT! Can you relate to me yet?ROFL! Coffee is good and you agree!Dec 21, 2017Dec 21, 2017
Nick MatthewsA Toast for My Fugging Boys.We don’t talk as much and that’s for real wrecked, but one thousand percent if I ever really needed to fill out the league for fantasy, I…Dec 15, 2017Dec 15, 2017
Nick MatthewsSay “Sup, ma!” to 2018’s hottest new phrases.“Ignominious display of wanton depravity” didn’t QUITE make the cut, but we promise you’ll be underlining these words in fingertip blood…Oct 24, 2017Oct 24, 2017