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10 Ways To Deal With America's Baby Formula Shortage

There’s a baby formula shortage in America. Here are some alternatives parents can turn to to get them through the crisis.

May 24, 2022

10 Ways To Deal With America's Baby Formula Shortage

May 24, 2022

Zack Zagranis

Trump on The War In Ukraine: "Crimea River"

Donald Trump made a guest appearance on Tucker Carlson Tonight Tuesday to discuss the war in Ukraine.

Mar 16, 2022

Trump on The War In Ukraine: "Crimea River"

Mar 16, 2022

Zack Zagranis

I’m Dumping You Because You’re A Frankenstein

Thanks for meeting me here at the diner; I thought it was best to do this in person. I'm just getting a cup of coffee but feel free to get…

Feb 21, 2022

I’m Dumping You Because You’re A Frankenstein

Feb 21, 2022

Zack Zagranis

Optimus Prime Joins Freedom Convoy

Eyewitnesses from the Freedom Convoy in Canada reported today that famous Transformer Optimus Prime has joined the protest.

Feb 17, 2022

Optimus Prime Joins Freedom Convoy

Feb 17, 2022

Zack Zagranis

I’ll Admit Climate Change is Real if You Admit Fight Club Is The Best Movie of All Time.

Look, I’ll say that Climate Change isn’t a hoax but in exchange, you have to tell everyone what an amazing movie Fight Club is. Deal?

Jan 28, 2022

nuclear cow farts

Jan 28, 2022

Zack Zagranis

OPINION: Trans Women Should’nt Compete In Women’s Sports Because Sports are Dumb and No One Should…

Should trans women be allowed to play sports with cis women? We could avoid the question altogether by eliminating sports.

Jan 22, 2022

various women’s sports

Jan 22, 2022

Zack Zagranis

I Sold My Son For An NFT, And My Wife Is Pissed!

I accepted an NFT worth 5K from a stranger in exchange for my son Timmy, and now my wife is mad. Women, am I right?

Jan 21, 2022

NFT ape and small child

Jan 21, 2022

Zack Zagranis

Zack Zagranis

What is Zack Zagranis? A) Humorist B) Pop culture consumer and regurgitator C) Writer of fiction in all its forms D) All of the above

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