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Please, Take My Children

Please, Take My Children

They’re piling up
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Honey, I Shrunk Monet

Honey, I Shrunk Monet

Yeah, I know that joke dates me. You can date me too; take a number
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So What’s This Cult Nonsense All About?

So What’s This Cult Nonsense All About?

A manifesto, of sorts
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Another Exciting Career Opportunity for Your Finger!

Another Exciting Career Opportunity for Your Finger!

I’m out here pimping ALL your underappreciated body parts, baby
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Delicious New Recipes for Subverting Capitalism

Delicious New Recipes for Subverting Capitalism

And your weekly Booty Ghost devotional pamphlet
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Northern Attitude

Northern Attitude

Why I cut off my mother
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Undaunted

Undaunted

A letter from the place where the wild things are
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