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A Fateful Cookie Recipe
A Fateful Cookie Recipe
1 3/4 cups whole wheat pastry flour. I remember the first time I saw a cookie.
Matt Spradling
May 18, 2020
QUIZ: Choose Some Ways to Die and We’ll Tell You Which FRIENDS Character is Your Mom
QUIZ: Choose Some Ways to Die and We’ll Tell You Which FRIENDS Character is Your Mom
How many times have you been visited by the one who follows the river and speaks only in riddles?
Sam Strohmeyer
May 18, 2020
Trend Alert
Trend Alert
OUT: Colorful hair. And also hair in general. We’re removing every follicle from our flesh this summer to achieve #dolphinvibes.
Sam Strohmeyer
May 18, 2020
Book Report: Far Too Much Cormac McCarthy
Book Report: Far Too Much Cormac McCarthy
I no longer care if a sentence goes on walkabout and quotation marks are a forgotten dream.
Matt Spradling
May 18, 2020
Hot Boy Summer
Hot Boy Summer
You see, the hot girl summer is not confined by the feeble Western calendar, nor constrained by the corporeal form of the girl in question.
Matt Spradling
May 18, 2020
Haas: A Plague Upon Woodbright
Haas: A Plague Upon Woodbright
I, like many of you, am enjoying Animal Crossing: New Horizons. It’s the perfect game for times like these.
Sam Strohmeyer
May 18, 2020
Jock Jams: Hope and Memory
Jock Jams: Hope and Memory
A fact: It’s hard to see with a spotlight on you.
Matt Spradling
May 17, 2020
5 Work From Home Tips to Maximize Productivity In A Global Crisis In Which 313,438 People Have Died
5 Work From Home Tips to Maximize Productivity In A Global Crisis In Which 313,438 People Have Died
I hope that when Dan Patrick starts gathering his ritual sacrifices for capitalism he knocks on your door first.
Sam Strohmeyer
May 17, 2020
Fuck It: On Accepting Depression
Fuck It: On Accepting Depression
Thing is — have you ever been depressed? Of course you have, even dogs get depressed and they’re the best of us.
Matt Spradling
May 17, 2020
Life is Terrible, Y’all
Life is Terrible, Y’all
What I’m trying to tell you is that sometimes a backpack does need to have a whole damn seat to itself.
Sam Strohmeyer
May 17, 2020
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