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About Me — Ann James

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about ann g.

i am martín’s sekertary (Martin French). martín es the new kid on the block. his cousin, also his best friend en el mundo es Michaël Wertenberg. Michaël had three followers. now he only has two. i think he killed the other one and buried her/him in his garden. update: abril 3, 2022. m.w. has four followers. they are in witness protection. did i mention i write dark comedy? Michaël Wertenberg is my mentor. so is Steve Day.

here is a revised ‘about me’ from a website where i met martín, michaël, don juan. (Don Drewniak), Georgiana Petec, Peculiar Julia, Stephanie Vader, Don Be and many more. if you know any of these folks, this might make sense.

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i may or may not be in this crowd. a troll followed me to medium.com in october, 2021. he was immediately vanquished by ev williams.

i use “unsplash” a lot. i wrote so many posts in november, that unsplash blocked me when i attempted to post a thank you note. i have used señor olivares’ fotos so often, i feel like i should adopt him.

what i like to do when my ass is not planted in the desk chair.

hiking, reading, BBQ’s with family & friends, foreign travel — Canada, Mexico, Europe.

favorite books:

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About Me Stories
About Me Stories

Published in About Me Stories

A publication dedicated to bringing out the stories behind the writers themselves. A place of autobiographies. Types of personal stories include introductions, memoirs, self-reflections, and self-love.

Ann James
Ann James

Written by Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.