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About Me — Hans-Manuel de Biekieper

3 min readSep 14, 2022

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Photo by my real girlfriend, Laras.

Hi, I’m Hans-Manuel de Biekieper, and I’m semi-fictional.

As you might have guessed, being only 50% real is quite a predicament.

Yes, it’s not always a walk in the park. But I do hope this asset will make me stand out in this veritable ocean of writing talent here on Medium.

Is this the real life?

Sure. Behind the scenes, there’s a real, flesh and blood guy writing this stuff.

He was born in the late 1980s — when Milli Vanilli topped the music charts. (And when I say late 80s, I mean late 80s. Like “only being alive for two dozen 80s days” 80s.)

He was born in Belgium — a country that sounds semi-fictional, but is apparently real.

His favourite music genres are respectively “loud” and “dramatic” (with or without guitar). He likes history (the more ancient, the better). His current obsession is board games, although his other obsession is having ephemeral obsessions that change every so often. (With three exceptions: fries, Wikipedia, and talking about himself in the third person.)

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About Me Stories
About Me Stories

Published in About Me Stories

A publication dedicated to bringing out the stories behind the writers themselves. A place of autobiographies. Types of personal stories include introductions, memoirs, self-reflections, and self-love.

Hans-Manuel de Biekieper
Hans-Manuel de Biekieper

Written by Hans-Manuel de Biekieper

I edit The 24 Hour Lunch Break (new writers pls!). Bottom writer in Humor/Culture/Dating/Fiction. The Adequate Library of Baarle is my shared universe of absurd