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My Drug Rehab Retirement Got Exciting Today

2 min readJul 8, 2023

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Close-up of cooked, spicy ramen noodles.
Image by Antara Verma from Pixabay

The most exciting thing happened to me today; I spilled a whole bowl of ramen noodles on the floor of my apartment on my rug. It was interesting because I didn’t know those things could string out soooo far. I had taken the pains to add a few spices to the mix, such as cayenne pepper and chili powder. That stuff will make the little white towel you grab to wipe up your mess with into a reddish one.

In addition to being sad, because I dropped my lunch, I also made up a cheer dance because the liquid and the noodles were still hot from the microwave. The dance was hip-hoppy on one foot because the liquid only got on one house shoe. I wear house shoes inside my apartment because my friend, who also has type 2 diabetes, said never to go barefoot under any circumstances.

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Co-eds performing a cheer routine.
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So I hopped around and did my cheer which contained too many unusual obscenities to write on medium. I cleaned it up, and I’m still looking around after an hour at dried noodle bits that I missed. I know I will experience the odor of the chili powder and cayenne tonight while trying to sleep. Oh well, it’s Texas ā€œperfumeā€ anyway.

A retired drug rehab counselor’s life does not seem dull. But it seems to involve cleaning up, fixing up, and ā€˜fessing up. Also, a different cheer dance called ā€œfixing more.ā€

Sam D. Parker is a retired drug rehab counselor communicating the value of increased awareness of addiction, planting, nourishing, and cultivating ideas, images, and emotions about the effect of addictive conditions on the human mind.

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About Me Stories
About Me Stories

Published in About Me Stories

A publication dedicated to bringing out the stories behind the writers themselves. A place of autobiographies. Types of personal stories include introductions, memoirs, self-reflections, and self-love.

Sam David ParkeršŸ®
Sam David ParkeršŸ®

Written by Sam David ParkeršŸ®

I write about addiction to substances, behaviors, and thistles of the soul. Human rights are God given rights.