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Pres. Trump Pledges to Personally Wring the Necks of Immigrant Children
D.C. – President Trump’s immigration plans have been raising eyebrows since the summer of 2015, when he first made the declaration that…
Sydney Church
Sep 5, 2017
Thank God America Finally Has A Real Leader
I’m a simple southerner and in my time I’ve seen a lot of politicians come and go. I’ve seen a lot of good ones and a lot of bad ones but…
Sydney Church
Sep 4, 2017
Post-Hurricane, Texas Warms to Big Government Socialism
AUSTIN – After the destructive landfall of Hurricane Harvey, Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) and other Texan leaders have spontaneously and…
Sydney Church
Sep 3, 2017
Heroin or Methamphetamine: Which Is Best For New Moms?
NASHVILLE – A heated debate has taken over academia in recent months, begging the question: which is best for new mothers, heroin or…
Sydney Church
Sep 1, 2017
Refugees From Hurricane Trump Unclear What Exactly To Do Next
AUSTIN – According to a new United Nations report, victims of Hurricane Trump’s bloviating recklessness have no fucking idea what to do…
Sydney Church
Aug 31, 2017
Experts Say President Trump’s Overcompensation Just Getting Ridiculous Now
CAMBRIDGE — Researchers at the Harvard Institute for Presidential Studies report that United States President Donald J. Trump’s…
Sydney Church
Aug 30, 2017
President Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes From Military
WASHINGTON – According to reports, President Donald J. Trump has signed an executive order banning hurricanes from the United States…
Sydney Church
Aug 29, 2017
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