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by Lisa Martens. Feminist, mixed, opinionated. The kinds of stories that make people on my friends list wonder if I’m deranged.
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This Man Gave Snakes Legs.
This Man Gave Snakes Legs.
What else can we give legs to?
Lisa Martens
Aug 16
Truth Social Will Hand Your Death Threats To The Cops.
Truth Social Will Hand Your Death Threats To The Cops.
All social sites are “liberal” in the end, if by “liberal” you mean not threatening people
Lisa Martens
Aug 16
Why Are “Pro-Lifers” More Concerned With Potential Than Reality?
Why Are “Pro-Lifers” More Concerned With Potential Than Reality?
Pro-lifers, I’ve noticed, like to talk about what they would do in hypothetical situations, but don’t like to discuss the actual realities…
Lisa Martens
Aug 15
Man Learns That Women Are Also Tired After A Long Day At Work
Man Learns That Women Are Also Tired After A Long Day At Work
*Sound of glass shattering*
Lisa Martens
Aug 15
Women Raised Standards, So Now More Men Are Single.
Women Raised Standards, So Now More Men Are Single.
You blamed us, so we changed. What’s the problem?
Lisa Martens
Aug 13
Men Leave Sick Wives
Men Leave Sick Wives
An oncology nurse confirms what I’ve seen in my life
Lisa Martens
Aug 12
My Degrees Were An Accomplishment, Even Though I Have Student Loans.
My Degrees Were An Accomplishment, Even Though I Have Student Loans.
Stop belittling what I managed to overcome.
Lisa Martens
Aug 10
We Are Nostalgic For Inconvenience
We Are Nostalgic For Inconvenience
We are nostalgic for inconvenience…for small stores that don’t have everything we need. We are nostalgic for the days we would walk into a…
Lisa Martens
Aug 8
Don’t Beat The Algorithm, Bludgeon It.
Don’t Beat The Algorithm, Bludgeon It.
Don’t beat the algorithm, bludgeon it.
Lisa Martens
Aug 5
RomCom Love Is Insulting.
RomCom Love Is Insulting.
Women don’t exist to be convinced.
Lisa Martens
Jul 31
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