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by Lisa Martens. Feminist, mixed, opinionated. The kinds of stories that make people on my friends list wonder if I’m deranged.

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  • This Man Gave Snakes Legs.

    This Man Gave Snakes Legs.

    What else can we give legs to?
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    Lisa Martens
    Aug 16
    Truth Social Will Hand Your Death Threats To The Cops.

    Truth Social Will Hand Your Death Threats To The Cops.

    All social sites are “liberal” in the end, if by “liberal” you mean not threatening people
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    Lisa Martens
    Aug 16
    Why Are “Pro-Lifers” More Concerned With Potential Than Reality?

    Why Are “Pro-Lifers” More Concerned With Potential Than Reality?

    Pro-lifers, I’ve noticed, like to talk about what they would do in hypothetical situations, but don’t like to discuss the actual realities…
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    Aug 15
    Man Learns That Women Are Also Tired After A Long Day At Work

    Man Learns That Women Are Also Tired After A Long Day At Work

    *Sound of glass shattering*
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    Aug 15
    Women Raised Standards, So Now More Men Are Single.

    Women Raised Standards, So Now More Men Are Single.

    You blamed us, so we changed. What’s the problem?
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    Lisa Martens
    Aug 13
    Men Leave Sick Wives

    Men Leave Sick Wives

    An oncology nurse confirms what I’ve seen in my life
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    Aug 12
    My Degrees Were An Accomplishment, Even Though I Have Student Loans.

    My Degrees Were An Accomplishment, Even Though I Have Student Loans.

    Stop belittling what I managed to overcome.
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    Lisa Martens
    Aug 10
    We Are Nostalgic For Inconvenience

    We Are Nostalgic For Inconvenience

    We are nostalgic for inconvenience…for small stores that don’t have everything we need. We are nostalgic for the days we would walk into a…
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    Aug 8
    Don’t Beat The Algorithm, Bludgeon It.

    Don’t Beat The Algorithm, Bludgeon It.

    Don’t beat the algorithm, bludgeon it.
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    Aug 5
    RomCom Love Is Insulting.

    RomCom Love Is Insulting.

    Women don’t exist to be convinced.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jul 31
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