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Battered Sports Fan

Life is pain. Sports make it worse.

MLB Batters Frustrated That New Pitch Clock Rules Force Them to Skip Four Course Meal on Way to Plate

Tom Brady to Mull Over Future Amongst His Offspring at Goat Farm

Weirdos Attend Lower-Tier Bowl Game as Neutral Fans

College Football Team Hires Their Next Head Coach

Report: Family Divided Between Michigan, Ohio State Spend Thanksgiving Dinner Discussing Politics

UW Saves Jimmy Lake from Embarrassing Apple Cup Loss

Self-Centered Sports Fan Vows to Never Watch His Favorite Football Team Again After Realizing They Play Better When He Isn’t Watching

Nick Rolovich Out as WSU Head Coach After Refusing Shot at Losing to UW

Washington Fans Frustrated That New Head Coach Not Achieving Results of Legendary Predecessor

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