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Can Dingleberries Be Good For You?
Can Dingleberries Be Good For You?
What happens when your asshole isn’t 100% clean after going #2? Does residual fecal matter help your microbiome?
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Oct 27, 2020
PSA: How a Simple Test Can Improve Your Sex Life
PSA: How a Simple Test Can Improve Your Sex Life
Are you loose as a goose, tight as a drum, or just absolutely perfect? If you couldn’t guess already, I’m referring to your asshole — from…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Oct 6, 2020
A Throuple in P-Town Gone Wrong.
A Throuple in P-Town Gone Wrong.
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Sep 22, 2020
Where At-Home and Telemedicine STD Checks Fail
Where At-Home and Telemedicine STD Checks Fail
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Sep 8, 2020
10 Ways to Romance Your Ass
10 Ways to Romance Your Ass
August is Anal Pleasure Month and what better way to celebrate than with a list of 10 ways to indulge, satisfy, and pamper your beautiful…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Aug 25, 2020
It’s Not You, It’s Me.
It’s Not You, It’s Me.
When NYC imposed a shelter in place back in March, I decided to uproot my family from Manhattan and headed to the suburbs. On March 18th…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Aug 18, 2020
The 3 D’s Behind Better Bottoming — Dilation, Diet, and Douching
The 3 D’s Behind Better Bottoming — Dilation, Diet, and Douching
When some people think of bottoming, they think: laborious (to prep for), messy, and painful. One goal of mine is to help teach you how to…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Jul 28, 2020
Tales From the Tail — You Want Me to Stick My Toe Where?!
Tales From the Tail — You Want Me to Stick My Toe Where?!
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Jul 14, 2020
7 Options for Making an At-Home Glory Hole
7 Options for Making an At-Home Glory Hole
I last wrote about how the NYC Health Department released a fairly progressive guide to having sex during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Jun 30, 2020
I’d Like to Keep It On, Please: How to Safely Engage Sexually During the Pandemic
I’d Like to Keep It On, Please: How to Safely Engage Sexually During the Pandemic
Last week, the NYC Health Department released a fairly progressive guide to having sex during the COVID-19 pandemic. It’s long overdue…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Jun 16, 2020
My Journey from Rage to Compassion
My Journey from Rage to Compassion
“Rage — whether in reaction to social injustice, or to our leaders’ insanity, or to those who threaten or harm us — is a powerful energy…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
May 26, 2020
Designated Sex Buddies in a Pandemic? Sign Me Up!
Designated Sex Buddies in a Pandemic? Sign Me Up!
This week, The Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) issued guidelines on coronavirus and sexuality…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
May 19, 2020
Is There Really Covid-19 in Your Semen?
Is There Really Covid-19 in Your Semen?
Last Tuesday, I published a piece Are We Ready To Hook-up Again? where I talked about the stance Bespoke Surgical is taking on Covid-19…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
May 12, 2020
PSA — 5 Steps To Keeping Your Booty Primed for Bottoming
PSA — 5 Steps To Keeping Your Booty Primed for Bottoming
If you are a true bottom, then you know that the key to continued success is not only to bottom, but to bottom often. However, in times…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Apr 28, 2020
Tales from the Tail — Don’t Meth with My Hole
Tales from the Tail — Don’t Meth with My Hole
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Apr 21, 2020
5 Tips for Instagram-Worthy Dick Pics
5 Tips for Instagram-Worthy Dick Pics
Sexting isn’t new. I’m sure some of us have sent or received photos in various states of undress. However, as we continue to adhere to…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Apr 14, 2020
PSA — Now’s the Time to Learn to Bottom
PSA — Now’s the Time to Learn to Bottom
I’m sure your Instagram Stories have been filled with friends boasting about finally learning how to bake, becoming fluent in a foreign…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Apr 7, 2020
What Are Your Bedroom Dealbreakers?
What Are Your Bedroom Dealbreakers?
Most of us have gone on a date or a hookup that eventually went wrong. Sometimes it’s because it was funny, other times embarrassing, and…
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Mar 3, 2020
PSA — How to Prevent Repeat Anal Injuries
PSA — How to Prevent Repeat Anal Injuries
How do I prevent another anal injury from occurring, especially after my anal surgery? I just can’t go through this shit again.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Feb 25, 2020
Tales from the Tail — The New Approach to Anal Bleaching
Tales from the Tail — The New Approach to Anal Bleaching
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Feb 4, 2020
Tales from the Tail — Why Can’t I Bottom?
Tales from the Tail — Why Can’t I Bottom?
Patient’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Jan 27, 2020
Tales from the Tale — Just In the Nick of Time
Tales from the Tale — Just In the Nick of Time
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Jan 21, 2020
Tales from the Tail — Guy Just Shat My Face!!!
Tales from the Tail — Guy Just Shat My Face!!!
Client’s Tale:
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Dec 17, 2019
Tales from the Tail — Cyber Love
Tales from the Tail — Cyber Love
“Falling in love is kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.” — Spike Jonze, Her
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Dec 10, 2019
Tales from the Tail — What’s the Biggest You Can Take?
Tales from the Tail — What’s the Biggest You Can Take?
Client’s Tale.
Dr. Evan Goldstein
Nov 26, 2019
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