Humor

An Eagles Fan Pees Himself and Kicks My Car

What it’s like living in South Philly

How to Get Rich Quick

And not from stripping or prostitution

Ugly Tattoos Are Hurting Eyes Everywhere

I t was a warm summer day when Josh walked into the café I was working at in Philly. The…

Family Time is Killing My Brain Cells

Homer Simpson is my dad.

Sorority Sister Reject

One Way to Outrun a Cop

How to talk your way out of a ticket

Where to Get Weed in Amsterdam

Getting lost, arguing with a bag of candy, and losing the ability to do…

I Rented a Date for My Friend’s Birthday Party

S o when I was invited to a huge birthday bash for an old high school friend…

Stealing Green Beans and Other Grade School Shenanigans

The Fine Art of a Prank

My friend Adam (and client) and I decided to prank my boss (at the time) by having Adam pretend to be someone else…