What I Really Want In A Woman. Guess What? The Woman Of My Dreams!
Is All In My Head
Ok, now you will be shocked reading this silly thing. I have never been in a real relationship all my life. But I have been in imaginary relationships in my head all my life, including in my lovely dreams.
I don't know what true love really is; maybe someday I will. But my friends are happy dealing with one; sometimes they are happy, while other days they come around complaining about their partners to me. Me, Mr. Listener, all I do is listen, listen, listen, and end up giving my own thoughts. This sickens me, dear.
Like, God, when will I ever have the woman of my dreams, the one I saw! My friends are already in one. When, Lord? I may surprise you that I have written several (thousands and millions) love poems and letters, trashing them all in my head; they never really escape my thoughts. They grow and die within my thoughts.
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I asked myself why it ended that way. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago without telling her. To her, she still thinks we're dating. For me, to hell with dating! Do I have to tell her we are done? Fine, I know the answer, but I won't! So far as the relationship is on, God bless her... till she finds out. For me, I am out already. Gone for good. God bless me too.
I have been thinking of this. I want to love. I want to feel those butterfly emotions. I want to walk with the woman who means so much to me in this wild world. I want to have a red kiss with a red rose blooming. I want a hot date, not a cold one. I want a woman who is black, brown-skinned, fair, white, or whatever.
A woman with a beautiful face, pointed nose or so, stylish hair (like in the movies), nice hips, nice waist with a good shape, flat stomach, nice front, and all that sort. Above all, a good, well-mannered lady with lower body counts and a fear of God. Perhaps a marriage in a space ship traveling to Mars or Orion stars, with Elon Musk's dream space ship. Not bad!
You can laugh at me all you want, but that's what I care about in a woman. Well, all the men in the house may agree to this. Can you please ask them to know if their criteria fall under my own? Please, this is not funny; seriously! So whenever you come across me with a woman, you should really know what I want in a woman. I'm a dead trap.
You may think of me as a person who doesn't know what he really wants. Man, God bless you for your thoughts; I truly know what I want, but it's kind of weird seeing all these criteria. But guess what again? I'll be patient till the Most High patiently makes my own turn for me, because one good turn deserves another. Pssss, as the potter, He knows what's good for me. That's all I have to say for now. See you when I invite you to my marriage. I won't meh, meh, and meh at you when you come, because before then, I must have dated all the women in this world... don't joke with me; I'm not King Solomon yet, but I am trying to break that record to push it to just one thousand and one! Period!
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