Dads

Dad Calls Children on Saturday Morning: “Which One of You Bleep Bleeps Upgraded My Netflix Account?”

I was a shitty dad today

And I can’t get the day back.

I Became My Dad On Medium

My dad’s standard Facebook practice:

He posts on Facebook. He likes his own post. If it takes too long for someone to react to his post, he comments with something melancholy like, “I thought this was good.”