History

Archaeologists Discover World’s Oldest Bitcoin

Unraveling the Ancient Mystery of the World’s Oldest Cryptocurrency

Everyone Just Calm the Hell Down

If 2017 has taught us anything, it’s that rage doesn’t matter.

A List Of Things Still Too Early To Talk About

What Does The Trojan War Say About America’s Youth?

Queen Elizabeth Reportedly Shopping Self-Help Book on Balancing Demands of Motherhood, Empire

Dear Motherfucking Asterisks: What the Fuck Are You Doing Fucking Up My Perfectly Good Swears? You Fucking Cock Knobs.

The Untold History of That Most Prudish Goddamn Punctuation

Game Day at The White House

The Muslim Ban is as American as Apple Pie

Trump’s ban — and the wall — are heartbreaking and terrifying. But let’s not pretend they’re surprising.

America was Great Before the Europeans Arrived

Today, it’s indecent. At best.