Hello young, nubile college senior! You have dozens of options for cities to move after graduating from your elite university: everything from New York to Los Angeles to maybe Boston for a year or two if…
It’s not a real thing and you should fight it till death, but if you’re not in the mood…
(This is a true short story that I wrote back in July of 2013 but never shared beyond Facebook friends. Warning: contains the F word, but I’m only quoting another person so it doesn’t count. ;) )