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Boys will be boys! The true story behind Betsy DeVos’ Gutting of Title IX

10 Tips For Decorating Your World War Three Bunker

Interested in spending the few days you have left on this Earth in style? Gloomy, dark bunkers are so “Cold War.” We have plenty of tips to help you live like you did back when you thought Bush was as bad as it was going to get.

The Babying of Donald Trump

It Takes a Global Village to Raise a Trump Presidency

North Korea (& Kind of China) VS. Trump VS. Reality.

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And… Nope, That’s It.

An Appeal for Originality

I redraft jokes in my head to make them more publicly acceptable.

Will Kendall Jenner Be Okay?

I’m really worried about her and you should be too, America.

Terror, Anxiety, and Not Much New Writing

In the spring of 2016, I got on a creative roll, waking up in the dark at 5:30 am and…